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chordphrute



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Posts: 1412
Location: Nouvelle Orléans, Louisiane
Welcome to Relationships Anonymous

Step 1
admit your relationships suck



(Hi. My name's Dani. My relationship(s) suck..

B... your turn)
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Post Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:28 am 
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BdeCaunteton



Joined: 07 Jan 2007
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Location: Iowa City, IA


Hi my name's B, and my relationship kinda sucks.
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Post Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:30 am 
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chordphrute



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
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Location: Nouvelle Orléans, Louisiane


Hi, B.


okay now that we've admitted to step 1, let's continue onto step 2


step 2

let us realize that it is possible to have a functional relationship through the help of a greater power (or perhaps a well-functioning dildo)

... and so...

Hi. I'm Dani. I have two disfunctional relationships and I believe they can be fixed .. somehow
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Post Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:37 am 
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BdeCaunteton



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*grumbles why do I let Chord talk me into these things?*

Hi, I'm B and I know my relationship can be better without self sabotaging my mental health and eventually my own relationship in the process.
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Post Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:41 am 
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chordphrute



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
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wonderful, B...

I think we're ready for step 3...

step 3

its time to make the decision to turn our will over to ourselves and not let our girlfiends choose our relationship decisions for us, whether they mean well or not


...nods.
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Post Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:46 am 
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BdeCaunteton



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Yeah what you said. But that still doesn't stop my brain from being turned off...


Sometimes I could really just slap the silly off you.
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Post Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:49 am 
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chordphrute



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...i know...LOL
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Post Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:56 am 
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BdeCaunteton



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(BTW, this is still one of the greatest threads ever on mels... in my opinion)
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Post Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:11 pm 
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wishonastar



Joined: 23 Jan 2007
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Hey Chordy!
what if my relationship with myself sucks??? is that covered in this group?

Hugs,
Star

Post Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:19 pm 
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BdeCaunteton



Joined: 07 Jan 2007
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Location: Iowa City, IA


quote:
Originally posted by wishonastar:
Hey Chordy!
what if my relationship with myself sucks??? is that covered in this group?

Hugs,
Star


I've had that issue even before relationships anonymous so... I really have zero clue myself.
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Post Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:46 pm 
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fortheloveofagood...
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lol!

Step 1: My relationship(s) suck....

....... all the energy out of me........

..................until i start sucking back, that is.......

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LOL, B, this is ONE of the best threads on Mels, for sure.... you two crack me up...

x
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Post Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:58 am 
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chordphrute



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
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Location: Nouvelle Orléans, Louisiane


Welcome, Star. You're special.

Welcome, for. You're special.

For those of us who are ready for step 4.. it's time to create a fearless moral inventory for ourselves...

Smile
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Post Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:14 am 
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Mairi bheag



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Oh good grief, Charlie Brown.

Mb
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Post Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:21 am 
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Eilidh
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quote:
Originally posted by chordphrute:
it's time to create a fearless moral inventory for ourselves...



*tries to parse together the terms: fearless - moral - inventory*
Considering all the possibilities for fearlessness, morality, and inventories makes my brain hurt!

~Eilidh
(who is otherwise not involved in this thread ...Wink)

Post Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:10 pm 
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Jules



Joined: 22 Feb 2005
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Best of luck...I admitted mine suck long ago but I don't think I ever passed the second or third step.
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