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The Language School

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Fleur



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Location: Devon, UK
The Language School

Yvette, a friend,
Likes to attend
A class (it keeps her young).
So last July
She thought she’d try
To learn another tongue.

They offered such
As French and Dutch
But, on the page above,
Her eyes soon scanned
A course they planned,
Entitled ‘Women’s Love’.

When we next met
I asked Yvette
To tell me how she found it.
Though not the worst,
She failed at first
To get her tongue around it.

But as the weeks
Have passed, she seeks
The students who are single.
It clearly pays
For now she says
She’s multi-(cunni)lingual.


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Post Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:02 pm 
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Tracey



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ROFL!!!


great one fleur
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Post Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:19 pm 
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Fleur

This is so clever and hysterical.

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Post Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:51 pm 
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Fleur,

This was great!!
Not only was it a great poem - but so witty!
Good job - thanks for the smile.

Hugs,
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lol!....cool witty poem Laughing

Post Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:24 pm 
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LOL that is wonderfullly funny Laughing

I am absolutely laughing my ass off

Hug,
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Way to go Fleur, that gave me the biggst smile I have had all week.




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Post Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:02 am 
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Fleur



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Feedback

Thanks for the feedback. It was a fun write.

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Post Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:48 am 
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I laughed out loud at this....wonderful!

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Post Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:55 am 
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Very clever write hon. Made me smile.....please keep them coming.
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Excellent.......roflmao Laughing Laughing
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