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ae
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 1025
Location: that tragic backwater, the gulf coast of florida
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More Limericks!
Monkey see, monkey do, I wanna write a limerick too!
I didn't want to hijack Monkey's thread, but you can't read one of those and not have your head start bouncing one around, so I'm just proposing a single thread where we can find a bunch all at once. Anyone is welcome to dump one here...
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And THIS monstrosity came about because I've just learned that the British have their anatomical slang all bass-ackwards!
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In London, a Yankee named Annie
Sought out kinky fun for her fanny
Her request for a spanking
Got a right brutal wanking
And she left there with welts in her crannies
Yowch! _________________ -
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"...a soul that wakes up to find itself wandering, unwanted, between the spheres."
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:06 pm |
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ae
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 1025
Location: that tragic backwater, the gulf coast of florida
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For Monkey:
Down under was a quiet girl named Paula
Who couldn't find a man to make her holla,
Then she tumbled for a sheila
And became a sudden squeala
Now she tells the fellas not to even call her! _________________ -
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"...a soul that wakes up to find itself wandering, unwanted, between the spheres."
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:19 pm |
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MdmPrez
Joined: 16 Oct 2007
Posts: 803
Location: US of A
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Mel
OMG!!!!
Well, you've gone and done it again. Very clever, my dear, I think. lol
(((((((((((((((((( Mel )))))))))))))))))))
Cat
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Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:02 pm |
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Monkey
Joined: 16 Oct 2008
Posts: 12
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ae
I'm so honoured!!!!! A poem from you in reply to a post from a simple monkey like me
{bows down as not worthy}.
Mel and Cat - limericks over the phone too! Nice post.
So, let's see the thread continue...
That young girl who comes from Down Under
Has had her straight world torn asunder
Cos girls make her pant
Make her rave (and then rant)
What will she do next Mel, I wonder!
Love y'all!
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:40 am |
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Monkey
Joined: 16 Oct 2008
Posts: 12
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Hey Angel1 - nice addition.
How's this one?
S&M
One night Paula tried domination
And found, much to her fascination
When the dom made her strip
Then drove her wild with a whip
Flagellation’s a new form of salvation
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:49 am |
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WonderWhy
Joined: 25 Jun 2009
Posts: 244
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quote:
Originally posted by Monkey:
That young girl who comes from Down Under
Has had her straight world torn asunder
Cos girls make her pant
Make her rave (and then rant)
What will she do next Mel, I wonder!
Too funny Monkey! I love it.
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