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Limerick.....(Mary)
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Avant-garde



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There once was a girl named Mary
She was bitchy and quite contrary
She never had any fun
Mary was grouchy and never liked by anyone
No wonder she needed to pop her cherry!





lol, I couldn't help myself, this was fun.


nancy
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Post Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:29 pm 
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Nancy,
Lol....glad you decided to join in the fun....very good!!!!
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Post Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:18 pm 
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And reading this thread, after some absence from the poetry boards, the following pops into my head:

There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who claimed to lack sexual feeling
Til a dyke called Delores
Simply touched her clitoris
And she had to be scraped from the ceiling ...


(i dunno - her name could have been Mary)
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Post Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:02 pm 
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LMAO

REAL!!!

grin.

regards
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Post Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:48 pm 
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Linda

That was GREAT!!

Eiregirl Arrow

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Real,
LMAO!!! Thats a great addition....glad you joined the party....drinks anyone????? Have a great weekend real!! Take good care.
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Ghost,
Wanna join the fun??? Would ya like a drink??? Welcome to tha party!!! Hope you are doing well....still love your avatar...I hope you have a great weekend...take good care.
Big hugs,
Linda
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Evee,
Thank you sweet one....wanna join the party??? Would love to have your genious aboard!! I hope all is well....take good care.
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Post Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:05 pm 
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Limericks....

as there seems to be interest in limericks, I thought I'd bring these gems to the fore for everyone to enjoy...especially ae and monkey Wink

luv'n'hugs,

Mel x

Post Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:42 pm 
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Monkey



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Hey Mel

Love all the limericks! Thanks so much to ae for starting a thread on them. At some point I'm gonna get time to write a response to all of this... Sometimes working for a living is a bitch! Hmmm, there's a limerick in there somewhere!

Post Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:17 am 
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quote:
Originally posted by realwoman:


There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who claimed to lack sexual feeling
Til a dyke called Delores
Simply touched her clitoris
And she had to be scraped from the ceiling ...




OMG How hilarious. Too good, realwoman. Got any others?

Post Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:38 am 
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Ok couldn't resist so had to try out my ownversion of Mary.

Mary, Mary, little chicky
Wasn’t ever very picky
Met a nice lady
Whose name was ... Sady
And called in to work for a sicky

Post Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:48 am 
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smart_cookie



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Mary dated a sweet lady boxer
And foolishly tried to outfox her
So for her tricking
She received a fine licking
And had to be revived by a doctor

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