I slipped out of my office today
Had a craving for something sweet
Got my sugar free Tastykakes
And my assistant I thought I'd treat
Ice cream was on sale, you see
She could eat it day and night
I opened up the freezer door
Rocky Road seemed just right
I saw out of the corner of my eye
A woman in a motorized chair
She was looking at me in the freezer
I also got gelato with pear
I asked if I could reach her something
She said "no thanks, it's fine"
Next thing I know I'm on the ground
Still holding the ice cream that's mine
She hit me with her skooter
It knocked her out of the chair
We're both rolling on the floor
I'm worried about dirt in my hair
People came from all around
The cart hit me on my side
And while I was on the floor
It ran over my legs, I cried
My nose was bleeding, I hit my face
The manager came running over
Said not to move, he called for help
EMT's with stretchers did hover
Insisted we go to the Emergency Room
So off we went, sirens blaring
Doc at the hospital said I'd be OK
But my slacks would need repairing
I called Mel while leaving the ER
She laughed hysterically
I'm holding ice on my nose
She thinks she's going to wee.
Don't know the point I'm trying to make
Or what the moral of this story might be
But while shopping in the grocery store
Beware of skooters and remember me
Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:08 am
MysteryGirl Moderators
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Oh God Cat, I don;t know whether to laugh or cry! I hope you aren't too black and blue hon but the telling of it is just hysterical.
HugZ, Noni _________________ Be yourself.............everybody else is taken!
Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:58 am
MdmPrez
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Posts: 803
Location: US of A
Noni
Thanks for reading. The weird thing is it seemed to be happening in slow motion - crazy.
Cat
Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:04 pm
wishonastar
Joined: 23 Jan 2007
Posts: 967
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LMAO, all for the sugar free Tastycakes!! next time your out how about picking me up some?? i miss them!!
Glad you are all right if a little bruised. hope you got her name to send her a bill for you slacks!!
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Cause then I'd never know
What I could be missing
But I’m missing way too much
So when do I give up, what I’ve been wishing for.
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:29 pm
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Posts: 2371
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*Chuckling.......
BRAVO!!!!
OMG (*laughing really hard and almost falling off my chair), I remember when you called to tell me you'd had an accident lol.....you made it sound sooooooooooooo funny and I really did nearly 'pee my panties!' ( remember the scene from Pretty Woman lol) !!
There I was, sitting at my desk at work and you came straight out with 'I was by the ice cream freezer and got run over by a woman on a motorized chair!'
DO you realise that until you gave me more details, my first 'vision' was of you, head down in a large chest freezer full of ice cream tubs,......your legs sticking out the top and wriggling like crazy lol....and of course, spreadeagled *watching you through sultry, dark eyes...).
I seem to remember you trying to tease me and telling me you had a skirt on too (*smiling and pulling you into my arms). I imagined your skirt up around your waist (in fact, I'm sure you said it had risen up and your legs were spreadeagled lol) and your crotchless panties were on show *chuckling.....or maybe I imagined that bit and it was wishful images on my part *chuckling.
Anyway, I really am glad you were ok baby and....you told the story superbly here
Don't you just love writing humorus anecdotes of things that happen to you ...I love it....laughter is the spice of life .
You amaze me baby, thrill me frequently......love me even more and .....spin my world.
I love you and your poem.
Your Mel xoxoxox
P.S. You just HAVE to write that other humerous one now!! lol.
Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:31 pm
Angel1 Moderators
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Posts: 1518
Location: U.K
(((((((((Cat))))))))))))
OMG.... i hate to admit this but i am sitting here laughing uncontrollably
Those scooters are a health hazard, many a time when i have been in town i have had to dodge them
Hope that there were no broken bones.Do take good care whilst out shopping in future
Lol@ (((((((((((((Mel))))))))))))))
with lots of love and respect
Angel x
_________________ "We are not human beings having a spiritual experience.
We are spiritual beings having a human experience."
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:59 am
Xalia1 Moderators
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Posts: 3702
Location: In love
HAHAHAH!!!!
OMG Mdm, that was a hilarious poem!
I'm sorry you got hurt...you're ok?
But you put such a funny edge on this, I laughed till I cried picturing this...
You rock hellas, as always.
*gives you a nice soft pillow for your head and an asprin*
Hugs,
Xalia _________________ Nobody said life would be easy...They just promised it would be worth it.
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:52 pm
Tracey
Joined: 30 Dec 2005
Posts: 1489
Location: Ayr, Scotland
OMG!!! i hope you are feeling better now
those scooters are pretty dangerous
oh! did you get your ice-cream in the end???
*hugs*
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sometimes i wonder... ' why is that frisbee getting bigger'... and then it hits me
Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:51 pm
ae
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Posts: 1025
Location: that tragic backwater, the gulf coast of florida
Good grief! I've heard of aggressive shoppers, but that is out of hand!
Hope you are sufficiently on the mend!
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