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More Limericks!

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ae



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More Limericks!

Monkey see, monkey do, I wanna write a limerick too!

I didn't want to hijack Monkey's thread, but you can't read one of those and not have your head start bouncing one around, so I'm just proposing a single thread where we can find a bunch all at once. Anyone is welcome to dump one here...

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And THIS monstrosity came about because I've just learned that the British have their anatomical slang all bass-ackwards!
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In London, a Yankee named Annie
Sought out kinky fun for her fanny
Her request for a spanking
Got a right brutal wanking
And she left there with welts in her crannies


Yowch!
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Post Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:06 pm 
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ae



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Location: that tragic backwater, the gulf coast of florida


For Monkey:


Down under was a quiet girl named Paula
Who couldn't find a man to make her holla,
Then she tumbled for a sheila
And became a sudden squeala
Now she tells the fellas not to even call her!
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Post Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:19 pm 
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A joint effort with my Lady Cat over the phone....


There once was a girl named Cat
who shouted, 'Honey, you can do that!'
She bent over with a razor
(her prize for good behaviour)
and allowed me to shave her.... mat!


Wink

I love you Cat Smile

Post Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:18 am 
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Mel

OMG!!!!

Well, you've gone and done it again. Very clever, my dear, I think. lol

(((((((((((((((((( Mel )))))))))))))))))))

Cat

Post Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:02 pm 
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Monkey



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ae

I'm so honoured!!!!! A poem from you in reply to a post from a simple monkey like me {bows down as not worthy}.

Mel and Cat - limericks over the phone too! Nice post.

So, let's see the thread continue...



That young girl who comes from Down Under
Has had her straight world torn asunder
Cos girls make her pant
Make her rave (and then rant)
What will she do next Mel, I wonder!



Love y'all!

Post Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:40 am 
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There was a young woman named "Annie"
Who couldn't quite reach the itch on her fanny
She took down her drawers
A huge stir she did cause
So she got a good beating from her old "granny".

I can't believe that i was so bold as to write this Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Laughing

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Post Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:46 pm 
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I don't know why but you made me imagine my granny doing the beating.

The look on her face Laughing Laughing Laughing

Thank you Angel1, you made my day!

Post Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:38 pm 
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Monkey



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Hey Angel1 - nice addition.

How's this one?


S&M

One night Paula tried domination
And found, much to her fascination
When the dom made her strip
Then drove her wild with a whip
Flagellation’s a new form of salvation

Post Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:49 am 
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The name that I named it was Joe,
Joe fell in a lake
Got bit by a snake
Joe the toe I don't want to shoe

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quote:
Originally posted by Monkey:


That young girl who comes from Down Under
Has had her straight world torn asunder
Cos girls make her pant
Make her rave (and then rant)
What will she do next Mel, I wonder!




Too funny Monkey! I love it.

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