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Cobwebs In My Vagina

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MdmPrez



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Cobwebs In My Vagina

I went to the gyne today
My yearly visit was due
Put my feet in the stirrups
Didn't really know what to do

Doctor said to slide way down
Til I was hanging over the table
He said "relax your legs please"
I truly was not even able

He took a pap smear next
Then headed for my innards
It hurt me very badly
Wished I was out to dinner

Asked if I was sexually active
I almost choked on my answer
I told him "No, I'm not"
Wasn't in the mood for banter

He said "you can sit up now"
Asked if I was alright
Wanted him to take his speculum
From way out of my sight

So I've got another year
til I'm back in the saddle once more
Cobwebs will start forming
But for now, I'm really sore

Post Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:03 am 
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Tracey



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Location: Ayr, Scotland


LOL

(((((((((((((Cat)))))))))))))))

i hope he didn't find any spiders! lol
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DarkChyldesKiss
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I know exactly how you feel!

Jan
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Post Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:04 am 
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PipSqueak



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lol, thnx Cat. Hope you're feeling better soon!

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