Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Posts: 761
Location: Lakewood, CA
just another jerk in the hall
if you wanna read
my social habits
like a botched dictionary
and give me new definitions
for social, and awkward, and nervous,
and if you wanna critique
my personal interactions
while you sit in a cheap folding chair
with your belly hanging out
and a large smile spreading across
your blank face like a cheaply smug Buddhist,
chances are your social endeavors
are a million times more awkward
than mine.
the next time you wanna read
something, how about you read a book,
preferably from the self-help section,
the one written by the ex-douche,
called How To Stop Being A Jackass
For Dummies, Volume 4.
Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:31 am
CindyT
Joined: 09 Nov 2012
Posts: 159
Location: Florida
WOW, wow, and wow
I can see it all...the jerk, the chair, the hall
and the need to let it fly
CindyT
Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:11 pm
CindyT
Joined: 09 Nov 2012
Posts: 159
Location: Florida
Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:11 pm
MysteryGirl Moderators
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 3419
Location: I come from a land downunder
Woweee EDA... remind me never to get on your wrong side.
Pithy and to the point... I like it.
HugZ, MG _________________ Be yourself.............everybody else is taken!
Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:11 am
smart_cookie
Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Posts: 2310
Location: USA
Volume four! *falls off chair laffing* They are sooooo slow! Let's go over it againnnnnnnn...
Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:13 pm
CindyT
Joined: 09 Nov 2012
Posts: 159
Location: Florida
As per Cookie - I never liked school much...year 3..year 6..year 9...and all the rest...so hard to swallow for me...
CindyT
Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:47 am
EverydayAngelKarie
Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Posts: 761
Location: Lakewood, CA
thank you Cindy T. unfortunately for the man this poem's about he's been an undergrad in college for almost 20 years and acts like i'm the dumb one. my undergrad years have only last 8...i mean...that's a significant difference. haha.
~EDA
Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:22 am
EverydayAngelKarie
Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Posts: 761
Location: Lakewood, CA
MG the Mystery,
Thank you for the comment. You can't get on my wrong side because everything about me is right. lol. just kidding. but really, there's no way you'd end up on my wrong side.
this guy, however, has now had to deal with me giving him weird looks and avoiding him for almost a month now. we were at a poetry reading which i was hosting and he showed up early and started telling me i was a nervous wreck and socially awkward. really? who tells someone that? i am one of the many more public faces for poetry in my city. i am not the best public speaker, but i'm polite, i try to be charming, and definitely not awkward as i include everyone equally important in my audience. ugh. i just really dislike him now, and he is in one of my classes at the university. what a jerk he is. (sorry for the rant)
<3 EDA
Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:27 am
EverydayAngelKarie
Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Posts: 761
Location: Lakewood, CA
quote:Originally posted by smart_cookie:
Volume four! *falls off chair laffing* They are sooooo slow! Let's go over it againnnnnnnn...
lol Smart, i know you are far too smart of a cookie to ever need an edition of something For Dummies, especially not a Volume 4! I'm happy that we share intelligence, and laughter aimed at the less fortunate. they are soooooooooooooooo slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDA
Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:29 am
CindyT
Joined: 09 Nov 2012
Posts: 159
Location: Florida
Karie, this non-gentleman seems angry, jealous, and who knows what all... be careful of him becoming a nemisis.
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