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Farting Birds for Bobby

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Raven



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Farting Birds for Bobby

Beware, beware and mark my words,
there’s a woman who loves farting birds

Bobby! Bobby McGee is her name,
she fixes bake beans and feeds them to me

So easily entertained, so weirdly wicked,
she truly does love messing with me

I’ll keep her captivated and quietly amused,
for little does she know I’ll ask for thirds!

Take that and that Bobby McGee,
there’s some entertainment, and all for free

I stand and I shout, so shouting and screaming,
shaking my fist at Bobby McGee, “Hear my words

This bird won’t crack, not even the air,
this bird won’t break, not even the wind. No not I in any degree

Will forfeit to thee, little miss Bobby McGee!”
So love your farting birds but remember my words

A raven, a bird, a black bird am I, but I’m also a lady and ladies don’t FART,
no not me . . .not in any degree


This was for Bobby who gave me "farting birds" when I asked for a topic to write on and in honor of Dark who made me want to do it after her Monkey Toes gift. Thanks ladies ~winks

Kisses all, Raven
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Post Wed May 25, 2005 2:31 am 
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DarkChyldesKiss
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Little Bird!

Loved this! lol Cracked me up!

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Post Wed May 25, 2005 2:41 am 
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Bobby Mcgee



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LMAO that was great Rav..... I love it... I will let you get by with not forfeiting to me on that one lol.
Laughing
Bobby.

Post Wed May 25, 2005 2:49 am 
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Very Happy Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!! A Raven with Monkey Toes that Farts and Goes BAM !!! Have you ever seen anything like it in all the land....!!!!!


Sweet Hugs to you Little Miss Raven!!!
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Post Wed May 25, 2005 2:57 am 
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Raven



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lmaoooo - too funny Femme - but I don't have Monkey Toes, I don't FART and I surly don't go BAM!!! ~ winks
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Post Wed May 25, 2005 2:58 am 
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SWAY



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LMAO

This made me smile this morning, something i greatly needed. Thanks ladies.

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Post Wed May 25, 2005 12:33 pm 
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chame70



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Raven's farting birds!

Great Rhyme Rave! No matter what the subject! You guys don't fail to crack me up. I could get to the office really bummed out but there is usually something here at Mel's from any one of you ladies that brings a little laughter, joy and happiness.
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((All at Mel's))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Hugs
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Post Wed May 25, 2005 1:37 pm 
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laught my ass off. Thanks I needed that
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Post Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:32 am 
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Raven



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Sorry this is late - meant to tell you Sway I was glad I could brighten your day. That's a beautiful smile you got there chica. ~smile and winks~

(((((((((((((((((CHAME))))))))))))))))))) - thxs for enjoying the rhyme and the joke girly!

Glad I could help you out to Raptor! A lady laughing is such a pretty pretty sight!

And since I never POSTED a reply - to Dark and Bobby - love you girls! So happy I could make you both smile and laugh. I wish you both brighter days and brighter days. Somewhere where you can find your own FREE rainbow!

Kisses to all,
Raven
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Post Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:11 am 
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smart_cookie



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Omg. Extremely elegant. Ha! Snickersnort!

~juggling for Raven~

Cookie

Post Sun May 13, 2007 1:57 pm 
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Raven



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lmao Wow chica!!! I hadn't read it in agesssss heck I looked at when i wrote it and couldnt believe I'd know bobby that long. Time sure does fly.

GLad you thought is was . . . elegant lol.

Thanks for the entertainment - wish others knew how to please a woman as well as you. lol

Kisses and Hugs Cookie,
Rave
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Post Tue May 15, 2007 6:13 pm 
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Raven



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To another one of my Angels

Because I miss Ms. "My WAY!!!!!!!!" My Knight. My Angel. Love you even if you have even less time than I online nowadays. Thanks for sending me my song though voicemail btw. Saved it. Winks
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Post Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:42 am 
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Raven,
Oddly enough as I was reading this my son had a farting bird of his own fly out of the seat of his pants, nearly knocking over my lap top and very disturbingly violating my late night tea time. Funny stuff though I needed a good laugh.



smiles,
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((((RAVE)))))))))

I love you so, angel!

Always thinking of you,
Aph
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