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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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SEXUAL WORDS IN MY HEAD
I've had this problem
for a long time,
since I was little
I'd try to rhyme.
It's gotten worse
over the many years,
now I change words
to what I want to hear.
Stems from spending too much time in books
I read the dictionary every day;
my head is so crowded now
I don't know what to say.
My friend said she had angina
I said I'm sorry to hear that
I then thought of vagina
cried laughing, how 'bout that.
I'll give you another example
I confuse the word hiatus as well,
immediately I think coitus,
now why would that ring a bell?
When I hear the word vaporizer
well, you won't believe it
I dredge up the word vibrator
and then I think of clit.
See how this goes now
words swimming in my head
I hear ass, I think gas
and that's not good in bed.
Another one you won't believe
if you say the word granola,
this makes no sense I know
but I think of areola.
Someone says the word uvula
conjures up thoughts to me,
I think the word vulva,
see how that could be?
You say triple, I think nipple
There's cervix, pubis and breast,
I could go on forever
following this crazy quest.
Notice the words are all sexual
that I contrast, rhyme or confuse,
I suffer from malapropism
wrong words, usually humorous I use.
Double entendres could also be
the diagnosis of my disorder;
All I wish is that someday soon
I can shut out the noise and the clutter. _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:43 pm |
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SWAY
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 1560
Location: Upstate NY
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Prez,
Chica, u and I follow the same line of thinking, i do this all the time.
SWAY _________________ Giving myself to others has made me jaded...
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:12 pm |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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SWAY
Thanks for stopping by to read this.
Glad to know someone else has this disorder...we'll have to form a support group.
Mdm _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:34 pm |
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SWAY
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 1560
Location: Upstate NY
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Hello my name is SWAY and I cant pull my mind from the gutter. _________________ Giving myself to others has made me jaded...
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:36 pm |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
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Location: U.S. of A.
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SWAY
Your reply made me laugh hysterically.
Mdm _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:41 pm |
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DarkChyldesKiss
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Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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Mdm,
This is a riot and I can follow it! lol All words lead to sex! Simple as that! lol
Hugs
DarkChylde _________________ (©2001-2011+-...... darkchyldeskiss aka wyldemere )
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:35 pm |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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Dark
You're right, that's where my mind is.
Good to see you Dark.
Cat _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:27 am |
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Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
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Ma'am, why do the words of my own "
A brief temporary halt during a Ka journey
" suddenly feel that they are vibrating in harmony?
Mb
xx
_________________ all posted material (c) Marie Marshall, unless otherwise stated.
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Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:23 am |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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Mair
quote:
Originally posted by Mairi bheag:
Ma'am, why do the words of my own "
A brief temporary halt during a Ka journey
" suddenly feel that they are vibrating in harmony?
Mb
xx
Yes, Mair, that's when I first revealed to you my aberrant side, thus your poem.
Ma'am _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:44 pm |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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Mel
Glad to hear you like my 'aberrant' side...I'll try to keep it to a minimun though...wouldn't want it all to hang out.
Catxx _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:13 am |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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Mair
Thanks Mair!!!
Remember when I first told you I was on hiatus and I confused it with coitus?
Cat _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:14 am |
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Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
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Location: Scotland
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Re: Mair
quote:
Originally posted by Mdm Prez:
Thanks Mair!!!
Remember when I first told you I was on hiatus and I confused it with coitus?
Cat
Oh do I ever!
http://www.melswebs.com/poetryboards/viewtopic.php?t=2774
Mair
xx _________________ all posted material (c) Marie Marshall, unless otherwise stated.
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Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:53 am |
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babylove
Joined: 14 May 2005
Posts: 151
Location: far from home
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Hi
*puts hand up*
Hi my name is Babylove and i'm a gutter junkie....
My head always in the gutter and my heart in the clouds....
Is there a Dr. in the house 4 i think i need help
Thanx
*sits back down* _________________ "Love is the beauty of the soul"
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