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I WANT TO BE A TANGO SLUT
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Mdm Prez



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I WANT TO BE A TANGO SLUT

I'm in Buenos Aires for business
The birthplace of that dance
The concierge gets me some lessons
I want to take a chance

Yes, right here in Buenos Aires
Several centuries ago
Prostitutes would dance with their pimps
It became quite a show

That's how it all started
Becoming a sexual dance
Cheek to cheek, as close as can be
Practically in each other's pants

So, I go to meet my tango stud
At a local milonga bar
Found the perfect red dress
Slit up the front so very far

I am surprisingly very nervous
Tho I've taken lessons before
The place is kind of smokey
Seems like people wanting to score

My partner comes right up to me
Takes my hand, leads me onto the floor
Says 'Hello, my name is Umberto'
Wanted to run, head out the door

He says 'let's see what you know so far'
Pulls me tightly right into him
We take some steps, cheek to cheek
The lights seem to get very dim

Suddenly, the dance floor clears
It's my stud, my dress and me
He looks at me, says 'not bad,
I can teach you more, you'll see'

His thighs and mine start to intertwine
A skill he is trying to test
But I wonder how it would be
With a woman, breast to breast

As I ponder the logistics
Of four breasts closely interspersed
I know it would work just fine
Surely, I wouldn't be the first

So, right then and there I decided
A tango slut I shall be
Wear the same red dress every day
My hair slicked back and greasy

My stiletto heels will be worn down
My lipstick above my lip line
Lots and lots of rouge on my cheeks
Just thinking I look so damn fine

Snap out of it, I say to myself
You're as crazy as a loon
Pack my dress and shoes in my bag
Leave Buenos Aires real soon

Go back to my world of business
Conservative, buttoned-down, sedate
Yet, from time to time I'll wonder
What a good tango slut I could make
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Post Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:51 am 
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DarkChyldesKiss
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Mdm,

Too funny! You tango slut you!

Did you get a picture and did you have your tootsie pop?

You know I'd be asking!
Wink

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Post Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:25 pm 
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Cat

I absolutely loved this Smile

You not only made it humorus you also managed to interject the feel of the milonga bar and a brief history of the dance too...not an easy thing to do, including facts into a humorus poem. I applaud you Cat.....great write Smile

Oh, I just noticed the time, its almost 1:45 am....way past my bedtime of 1am! Perhaps I will go to bed in 15 mins or so... *watching you...

With Love

Mel xx

Post Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:39 am 
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Dark

Thanks for reading this...glad you thought it funny.

No photos that I know of, my colleagues went in one direction, and I to the milonga bar to meet my stud.

And funny you should mention the tootsie pops, I did start to buy them since you talked about them. They are the best!

Good to see you Your Darkness.

Cat
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Post Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:46 pm 
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Mdm,

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww no photos! lol At least you've got your tootsie pops! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I've caused a tootsie pop addiction in chat! lol

Good to see you too!

Hugs

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Post Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:19 pm 
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Re: Cat

quote:
Originally posted by melons:
I absolutely loved this Smile

You not only made it humorus you also managed to interject the feel of the milonga bar and a brief history of the dance too...not an easy thing to do, including facts into a humorus poem. I applaud you Cat.....great write Smile

Oh, I just noticed the time, its almost 1:45 am....way past my bedtime of 1am! Perhaps I will go to bed in 15 mins or so... *watching you...

With Love

Mel xx

Thanks Mel for your generous comments on the Slut. I loved your
Studette poem as a follow-up to Slut.

As far as your comment about your bedtime...I will refrain from replying...
*watching you right back...

Cat
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Post Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:36 am 
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Re: Cat


quote:
I loved your Studette poem as a follow-up to Slut.
Obviously I like to follow your lead with some things.....I guess, as a Tango Studette, I will get to lead in this dance!


quote:
As far as your comment about your bedtime...I will refrain from replying...
*watching you right back...

Cat
Did anyone ever tell you your eyes are lovely *smiling. As for my bedtime, I was just making a point Razz I can just imagine you biting your tongue to prevent yourself making a comment *chuckling. Obviously you weren't too amused, hence the lack of kisses Wink.....watching you, watch me as I watch you!

Love

Mel xxx

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Cat,
LMFAO!!! Too funny.....hummmmm....well i'm sure if ya practiced here at Mels you could have a whole line of dance partners....I'm sure Mel would be at the head of the line....more than once...lol. Take good care...thanks for the laugh!!!
Hugs,
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* Thinks to self "i REALLY need to learn to dance"*

Great write Mdm. Sadly, or fortunately depending on how you look at it, I easily get a visual from descriptions lmao this one is great.
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Dark

quote:
Originally posted by DarkChyldesKiss:
Mdm,

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww no photos! lol At least you've got your tootsie pops! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I've caused a tootsie pop addiction in chat! lol

Good to see you too!

Hugs

DarkChylde

No, no photos unless I land in the National Enquirer.

Yes, the tootsie pop thing is catching on. I'm going to send some to Mel, she hasn't seen them.

Mdm
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Post Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:51 am 
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Ma'am, I can vouch for the efficacy of wearing red at all times. Very fetching you'd look too.

When you get to heaven (pray God not for a good while yet), look for the angel wearing scarlet. That'll be me!

Mair
xx

PS. Does everybody call you Cat now?

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Post Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:56 am 
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Linda

quote:
Originally posted by Linda Bray:
I'm sure Mel would be at the head of the line....more than once...lol.
I would never leave it *raising an eyebrow.....I can just imagine the stampede if I did!

*chuckling

luv'n'hugs,

Mel x

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Mel,
Your probably right....moving to the corner...hiding from stampede!!!
Love yassss,
Linda
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Mdm,

Tootsie pops are heading to the UK!!!!!!!!!! Yay! Our tootsie pops will invade the UK!!!!!!!
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Post Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:54 pm 
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quote:
Originally posted by DarkChyldesKiss:
Mdm,

Tootsie pops are heading to the UK!!!!!!!!!! Yay! Our tootsie pops will invade the UK!!!!!!!
I'm still wondering what a tootsie pop is! Can't you export Cat to the UK instead?

Mel x

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