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Linda Bray



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Limerick.....(Mary)

There once was a girl named Mary,
she resided in Tucumcari.
A virgin....til one day...
she met a lesbian....coming her way,
And thats how she lost her friggin cherry.
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Post Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:13 pm 
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Tracey



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ROFPMSL Laughing
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Post Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:23 pm 
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ghost



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ghost grins.

you feeling frisky, linday? lol.

have a great evening.

regards
ghost
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Post Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:48 am 
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Linda Bray



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Tracey,
Pickin yassss up off tha floor....don't hurt yourself girl....brushin ya off.....glad you enjoyed it!!! I hope you have a great day.
Hugs,
linda
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Post Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:07 am 
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Linda Bray



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Ghosty,
LOL......glad you enjoyed and ya gots a nice grin there by the way....nice pearly whites....had to put my shades on Cool ...take care.
Hugs,
Linda
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Fleur



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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

I think that I might know your Mary. Is she this one, Linda?

A scrummy young cowgirl called Mary
Came riding with me on the prairie.
When our horses skedaddled
'Twas Mary I saddled:
Cuter ass (and not nearly so hairy!)


These days she's quite slutty!

Love

F

Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:00 am 
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Linda Bray



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Fleur,
LOL......boy Mary really gets around!!! Gotta watch her every second!!! Thank you for stopping by to play.....I enjoyed it....but think Mary enjoyed it more!
Hugs,
Linda
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Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:35 am 
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Mdm Prez



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Mary

Linda,

I, too, knew a girl named Mary
Whose body was unusually hairy
She braided her pits
Hair covered her mits
Her pubic hair made her quite scarey.


Cat
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Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:05 pm 
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Linda Bray



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Cat,
Shocked ......LOL....this gal really gets around!!! Cute Cat....really cute...this is turning into quite the fun.....join me anytime!!!
Hugs,
Linda
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Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:43 pm 
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Linda, I'm still chuckling....and what fab limericks in response!

I once knew a girl called Mary
who turned out to be a punk fairy
she tried to disguise
the colour of her eyes
which were bright yellow, like a canary.


luv'n'hugs,

Mel x

Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:34 pm 
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melons
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Darn it...another one popped out as I posted the other.....*sighing...

See what you did, you got me hooked on limericks and Mary!!

I once knew a girl named Mary
who loved to cum in Tipperari
she sold her wares,
had many affairs
and married a woman called Myfanwi.


I'm gonna sit on my hands so I can't write anymore!

love yas,

Mel x

Post Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:42 pm 
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Linda Bray



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Mel,
LOL....don't stop...bet thats what Cat says huh...lol...but really this is turning out to be so much fun!!! I'm game if you are!!! Wanna play????
Luv yassss,
Linda
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Claireellen



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Limericks

Linda- Too fun.

There once was a gremlin named Larry,
Who lived just outside of a dairy,
He thought it was hip,
To give cows a quick tip,
Until a bull turned him into a Mary.
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Post Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:29 pm 
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Linda Bray



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Claire,
LOL too funny...thank you for joining in!!! Take good care.
Hugs,
Linda
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Post Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:58 pm 
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Linda Bray



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There once was a girl named Mary,
to a lesbian, she lost her cherry.
She couldnt get enough...
even liked it rough,
nothing about her was ordinary.
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Linda Bray

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