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My Bejeepers
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DamagedGoods



Joined: 13 May 2006
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My Bejeepers

We were sitting in the lobby, just chatting away
Sharing a joke and a laugh at the end if the day.
Perhaps things would be different if no-one had found,
That long list of buttons that each hold a sound.

The kitty was fine, a simple meow
And the baby giggle didn't raise an eyebrow
The problem arose with the grizzly bear key
It scared the freakin bejeepers outa me!

Before I'd recovered or collected my wits,
While I was still trembling and scared to bits
Those bejeepers had taken off, run down the hall
I yelled, "Oi, come back!" but they ignored my call.

They didn't hesitate or give me a chance,
Vanished, while I was still checking my pants
After ensuring my bowels had remained in their place
I sprang to my feet and gave immediate chase.

Apparently bejeepers are built purely for speed,
And mine had stolen an 8 second lead.
By the time I'd reacted and my feet hit the floor
I heard those bejeepers slam straight through the door.

I stood staring out at them, into the night
But those poor bejeepers were clear out of sight.
It was cold and raining, the darkest of black
And my heart sank as I realised they weren't coming back.

I stand here covered in worry and shame
But it's really Mels lobby that bears the blame.
If there wasn't a grizzly bear sound to hear
My bejeepers wouldn't have fled in terror or fear!

So a warning to all, in the lobby of Mels,
There's a reason the chat room bears the name of Mels Yells!
And if my bejeepers you happen to see
Please, oh please, send them back to me!
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Post Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:19 pm 
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LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got to try this out, a.s.a.p

coming to get ya dg!

kx
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Post Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:25 pm 
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Mdm Prez



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DG

H Y S T E R I C A L!!!!!!

Very clever write, DG.

Cat
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Post Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:35 pm 
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Very Happy

Great write.

Eiregirl Arrow
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Mairi bheag



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<Mairi_bheag> sent the sound slap

Very Happy Twisted Evil

Mb
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Post Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:38 am 
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Roman



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Ohh sweetie, my tummy still hurts from laughing so hard.
Damn, that was freaking funny!!!!
~Cheers, Jack Minx
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Post Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:25 am 
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Dark prism



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Wow, that was great! Very clever! You're talented!


Dp

Post Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:06 am 
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Avant-garde



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DG,

Glad to know I am not the only one that gets this jumpy! Funny hun.

smiles,
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*giggles while i'm on the phone to you as i read this*
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Post Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:13 am 
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DamagedGoods



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Forthe!

OI! No scaring my bejeepers! Besides... u don't actually think I'm stupid enough to post something like this and then enter chat with my speakers turned up do u?

Nope! I'm smarter than that!!

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Post Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:10 pm 
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DamagedGoods



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{{{Mdm}}}

Glad you got a laugh out of this! It achieved it's aim then!

Exclamation *Hugs* DG
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Post Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:12 pm 
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Eire,

Glad you liked it! Laughing

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Post Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:15 pm 
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{{{{{Mb}}}}}

Damnit! The only sound guaranteed to make me jump higher than the grizzly fricken bear!!

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Post Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:16 pm 
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{{{{{{{{Minx}}}}}}}}}}}

I can hear you giggling from here! So glad you enjoyed this one! It was fun to write!!

Arrow DG
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Post Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:18 pm 
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{{{{Prism}}}}

Lol, I'm not talented. I just happen to have a warped imagination that runs away with me sometimes!

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