Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Posts: 761
Location: Lakewood, CA
Dirty Martini
I need water as much as the next drunk
and dehydrated asshole in this bar.
You see, everyone’s turning that manila
envelope color, and that shit ain’t right.
This chick over here is chargin’ me 8 bucks
for a shot of ocean water. Ma’am I asked
for a fuckin’ martini, dirty. Not straight
from Seal Beach. I oughtta crack this glass
on the counter for what you done to me.
And as for this perfectly good olive brine
and gin you’ve destroyed, well I’m still gonna drink it,
but I won’t like it and neither will you. Now,
give me a glass of water, dry and clean,
and free.
(drunken tirades, hooray!)
EDA Karie
Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:11 pm
CindyT
Joined: 09 Nov 2012
Posts: 159
Location: Florida
I guess that's what happens when the available places can't handle style, eh?
CindyT
Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:04 am
brachingritualz
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 248
Cheers to drunken tirades, I enjoyed this one. _________________ shemovesme.wordpress.com
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