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The Office Bitch

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RunninAway



Joined: 14 Oct 2004
Posts: 159
Location: Midwest United States
The Office Bitch

BLIKSEM! I said
as my face grew more and more red
You should have seen the face of that witch
When I said BLIKSEM! to the Office Bitch

That's when all hell broke loose
and we began to tangle like a snake and mongoose
Across my desk I sprung
the office bitch was about to get her bell rung.

Out into the hallway we spilled
whoever has to clean up this mess won't be thrilled.
Before too long I had her pinned to the floor
she's a tough wench and struggled until she could no more.

That's when she looked at me and said
with so much anger and a look that made me want to drop dead.
"I'll make sure everyone knows what you are,
You're nothing but a stupid dyke bitch that spends too much time in the bar"

Well, by now I had enough of her KAK
the time for atonement had come, and I wasn't cutting her any slack.
It was all I could do to keep my anger in check
but off of her I rose and firmly placed my hand at the back of her neck.

My mind was racing a hundred miles a minute
What am I to do? We're next to my office, we'll finish this in it.
With my hand on her neck behind her I walked
Sat her on my desk and turned to make sure the door was locked.

As I turned to her I could see the fear in her eyes
she knew she was in trouble, I called her bluff and knew all her lies.
It was right at that moment I knew what to do
as I approached she shouted BLIKSEM! to me and I responded BLIKSEM! too.

When I grabbed her arms she let out a hiss
then I pulled her close and gave her a deep, wet, long kiss!
At first she resisted with all of her might
but as my fingers started rolling her nipples she stopped the fight.

From there things progressed and got really hot
She ended up under my desk, moaning while licking my sweet honey pot.
The Office Bitch had now become my Office Whore
"You know where to find me when you want more" I said to her as I shoved her out my office door.
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Post Thu May 12, 2005 3:12 pm 
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SWAY



Joined: 14 Apr 2005
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Location: Upstate NY


LMAO Run...

This was awesome...true or false?
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Post Thu May 12, 2005 4:55 pm 
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RunninAway



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False, I wouldn't stoop that low.
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Post Thu May 12, 2005 5:07 pm 
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Libragirl



Joined: 27 Jan 2005
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Location: in front of a cosy fireplace.....


Runn...I'm so proud of you,Girl!!!!
I could picture this!!!!
By the why-afrikaans did come in handy.... Laughing

By midnight I'll turn into a sensual witch
I'll astral travel then to be you're office bitch!!!!

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Post Thu May 12, 2005 5:49 pm 
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Mairi bheag



Joined: 04 Mar 2005
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Libra, please check your English grammar!
Laughing

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Post Thu May 12, 2005 6:07 pm 
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Libragirl



Joined: 27 Jan 2005
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Location: in front of a cosy fireplace.....


oops,sorry Mairi....(Grammar Witch)
let me try again...
"By the way...afrikaans did come in handy....
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Post Thu May 12, 2005 8:41 pm 
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Mairi bheag



Joined: 04 Mar 2005
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quote:
Originally posted by Libragirl:
oops,sorry Mairi....(Grammar Witch)
let me try again...
"By the way...afrikaans did come in handy....


LOL Libragirl, it was this phrase: " I'll astral travel then to be you're office bitch!!!! " - should read " your "

Anyhow, do some astral travelling this way, please! Twisted Evil

> holds Libra close <

(sorry for hijacking the thread, Runnin' Wink )

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Post Fri May 13, 2005 4:16 am 
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Libragirl



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another mistake!!!!Wow,runn...what are you doing to me???(can't even type properly Laughing )

Thanks,mairi....for correcting it for me!!!
(how about I travel to Scotland tonight for a "proper" grammar lesson? Twisted Evil )
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Post Fri May 13, 2005 7:31 am 
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MistressHaven



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That was great. I definatley needed the smile!
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Post Fri May 13, 2005 11:57 am 
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Mairi bheag



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quote:
Originally posted by Libragirl:
(how about I travel to Scotland tonight for a "proper" grammar lesson? Twisted Evil )


The grammar witch is always ready to correct. See you tonight! the grammar witch will have her switch - so make sure you get those lessons right! Twisted Evil

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Post Fri May 13, 2005 2:56 pm 
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ROFLMAO....too funny, babe...LOVED THIS!!
..especially converting her to the life...lol

warm hugs
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