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Irony

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Tullia_1976



Joined: 01 Nov 2004
Posts: 414
Location: Canada
Irony

I met a new friend,
who lives far away.
She called me up,
just to say,
"You are cute.
Are you rich?"
and I said
"No"
and she said,
"Aww, too bad,
you could've,
come here."
And I wanted to,
I really wanted to.
But my Dad's plan,
for a family vacation.
With sixteen of us,
going for laughs.
I just bought,
that damn ticket.
Two glorious weeks,
in sunkissed Hawaii.
The convertable,
the apartment.
The reservations,
for sunset heli-tour,
of volcanic formations.
So aye, I am poor.
But I am rich,
in the ironies of life.
I thought I was smart,
ahead of my generation.
Warm paradise in March,
instead of snowy -30.
But mother nature,
laughs last and best.
Non-refundable,
is not a nice word.
When you want,
to change your mind.
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Post Sat Nov 13, 2004 2:37 am 
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Tullia_1976



Joined: 01 Nov 2004
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Location: Canada


I am still laughing over the heavy hand fate has had on my life. Laughing

Them's the breaks right. Wink

~Tullia
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Post Sat Nov 13, 2004 2:39 am 
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Tigger
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Laughing Tullia

Well good you are laughing about your fate....best way!

Made me giggle


Tigs

Post Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:33 pm 
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Tullia_1976



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Thanks Tigs,

It feel invisible outside the emotional poetry section. I post replies like my life depends on it, but people just don't notice me. But I am truly grateful for all the cool poets and friends I have made on here. So thanks again Tigger I can always count on you whenever anyone else ignores my butt.

Wink

Love, Tullia
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Post Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:54 am 
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DanceofSorrows



Joined: 29 Aug 2004
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Oh come now Tullia....I never ignore a cute butt Razz

And absolutely loved your peom hun!


Dance~

Post Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:29 pm 
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Tullia_1976



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Hey Dance,

Thanks for reading it, and taking the time to post a reply.

Very cool of you chica.

And you know I have the cutest butt.

Razz

Tullia
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Post Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:01 pm 
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Jae



Joined: 08 Oct 2004
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Location: FL


Tullia, so much irony in the world..and boy does that suck! It always seems to be like that when you want something to go a certain way, it's gotta go the opposite! You made me laugh - I too am poor and rich in the ironies of life.. and i feel ya. *hint hint, wink wink* lol

Much love, *hugs n stuff* - Jae
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Tigger
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Laughing

Best I don't mention the but...or I may be in trouble.


Tigs Wink

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Tullia_1976



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You guys are so sweet.

Yeah, maybe I should leave the butt behind me.

Wink

I have always looked forward with anticipation,
why change now?

~Tullia
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