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white pubes rule!

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courtjester



Joined: 12 Dec 2005
Posts: 33
 		white pubes rule!

 pity really, growing old
pity really, geting cold

forever going for a leak
staying up makes me feel weak

having now to use some lube
and swearing when i find no cube

feeling really quite forlorn
at the thought of being born

twenty years before the whelp
who now is asking me for help

to her I say, "In your eye,
I'll stay young until I die,

I do not yet feel so faint
that I can't hear your complaint..."
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Post Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:09 pm 
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Hawaiian



Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 816
Location: Transplanted to Africa

I've no real reason to complain
Neither am I opening champagne

Have come to accept my fate
Pube's bringing friends, as of late

They hang together, stick around
They don't succeed in making me frown

Cannot, will not, accept your pity
But lube? now that's just shitty

Tell me, dear courtjest
When, oh when, may I rest?

-Hawn
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'A'a i ka hula, e waiho i ka hilahila i ka hale.
Dare to dance, leave your shyness at home.
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