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Cookie's Confession

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smart_cookie



Joined: 12 Aug 2006
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Location: USA 		Cookie's Confession

 If a guy drives too fast,
I say, "what a macho ass"
But let a gal go flying by
And I can't speak, only sigh

Let a guy come strutting in,
And I say, "pffft, get a load of him"
But let a woman strut that way
And I can't tear my eyes away

It isn't right
It's quite unfair
But you know what?
I just don't care

If a guy says give him a kiss,
I say, "don't you wish--kiss this!"
But if a woman should my kiss demand
She'll get my number pressed in her hand

Life's unfair
And then you die
I'm inconsistent
Sorry guys!
Post Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:19 am 
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fortheloveofagood...
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LOL! Cooooookieeeeeeeeeeeee

Your do irony so bloody well! I love the images you conjur, the beat, and how totally insincere your sorry is at the end.

I am sure you are British trapped in an American body! tee hee

Come to London! Wink

Kx
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Post Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:02 am 
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Originally posted by fortheloveofagood...:
LOL! Cooooookieeeeeeeeeeeee

Your do irony so bloody well! I love the images you conjur, the beat, and how totally insincere your sorry is at the end.

I am sure you are British trapped in an American body! tee hee

Come to London! Wink

Kx


Oh geez, wouldn't I love to! A push-me-pull-you called Shay and Trin would show up at your door and say Here we are!!!

Yes, I am definitely a transnational.

Insincere? Well, I never...

I do that in real life, too. This (very attractive, gay) gal at work told me I should stop saying "sorry" when I clearly don't mean it, as in right after I have done some prank. I listened carefully and then said, "Sorry!" ha!

Arrow

Cookie the (not) Repentant
Post Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:12 am 
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fortheloveofagood...
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I've had the Hawn n Real Show, the Ghosty n Ali Show, so i am more than ready for the Trin n Shay show...

Bring it on Twisted Evil

Razz
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Post Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:17 am 
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Hey!

Whatcha mean by that, missy?

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Cookie,

Sorry for butting in on your thread. ~snicker~

This one made me laugh.

Hope you make it to the UK soon,
~Hawn
Executive Producer
The Hawn n Real Show
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Post Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:36 am 
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smart_cookie



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Hawn, I'm shocked. I don't think that apology was sincere! Rolling Eyes

Arrow

Cooks
Post Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:12 pm 
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smart,

I pick myself up off the floor after rotflmao and say...

expertly said

Hugs,
Eiregirl Arrow
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Roman



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Cookie -
That was priceless!!
Laughing
I loved it!!
Well done!!
~Cheers, Jack
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Post Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:25 am 
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No doubt!
Post Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:43 am 
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Cookie............... HA!!!!! Laughing Razz
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Post Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:47 pm 
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Cookie!!!

How insincere, how supercillious, how shallow...........how totally hilarious Twisted Evil

Im sorry it took me so long to comment on this one.



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