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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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MY LIBIDO AND ME
I call my sweetheart on the phone
Tell her I need her touch NOW
I am breathless with anticipation
She always satisfies, AND HOW
Squirming and wiggling in my chair
Starting to pant really badly
Waiting for her to answer me
Wanting her so madly
She starts to speak, a little shakey
I thought, Oh she wants me too
I know that sound in her voice
This will be a hullaballoo
She tells me she's sitting down
I think - that's a place to start
Ask her 'please, don't waste a second'
I tell her 'you have my heart'
Something's not right, I detect
My sex kitten is not purring
Usually she's raring to go
I think her words are slurring
She says 'Cat, I've just fallen
Down a whole flight of stairs
But I will make love to you
My shoulder feels like a tear'
'I'm sitting on the bottom step'
She says to me real scarey
'As soon as I can stand right up
I'll fuck you like bloody Mary'
Who the hell is Mary I'm wondering
And when was she with my girl
Opens up a whole can of worms
Now I'm mad and I'm going to hurl
I'll deal with Mary another day
But the point of my poem is this
She was willing to take me to heights unknown
Just to make me feel such bliss
I insisted she go to the hospital
She did at my request
They said she was in bad shape
Gave her lots of tests
So here I sit all alone
Just my libido and I
Timing is everything, they say
Guess I'll do DIY
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Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:48 pm |
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sensual
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:56 am |
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blewmeaway
Joined: 02 Jan 2007
Posts: 115
Location: near the blue water
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Re: MY LIBIDO AND ME
quote:
Originally posted by Mdm Prez:
She says 'Cat, I've just fallen
Down a whole flight of stairs
But I will make love to you
My shoulder feels like a tear'
Spoken like a true leader. No excruciatingly painful shoulder tear was gonna stop this maverick.
Cat, please don't call Mel when she's coming down a flight of stairs -- obviously, you make her lose any sense of kinesiology.
Love the poem.
Hope Mel is feeling better.
Rain check is in order!
BMA
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... but I like when the voices talk to me
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:32 pm |
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desert-fish
Joined: 13 Apr 2006
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tee hee@bloody mary
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Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:29 pm |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
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Location: U.S. of A.
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sens
Thanks for reading about my dilemma, appreciate it.
Mel is doing much better, thank you.
Cat
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:10 pm |
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Mdm Prez
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Location: U.S. of A.
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Eire
You can laugh, it's ok. Mel did.
Cat
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:12 pm |
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dRED1
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 836
Location: Lost in the sea of souls .... South Pacific
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Mdm,
That's a hilarious write! Glad Mel is better.
Hugs,
Gel
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me o tojite sono hohoemi ni fureta - - G.Camui-Sama
~I closed my eyes and touched that smile~
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:55 pm |
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chordphrute
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Posts: 1412
Location: Nouvelle Orléans, Louisiane
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*follows eire's lead*.....
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:41 pm |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
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Location: U.S. of A.
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Fernanda
Thanks for reading. Glad you thought it was funny.
Cat
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