Just for the record my libido is quite fine
and even with the menopause it's unlikely to decline,
In any case I know a trick to help my drive along,
I'll think of Cat parading in a lacey crotchless thong.
The thought of vaginal dryness causes momentary fear
but one thing I do know about my Lady Cat so dear,
she's the ultimate of teases and her foreplay is supreme;
she'll have me cumming easily, my Cat now with her cream.
I don't know if my ample breasts will actually diminish
or when this time of menopause will ever really finish,
but I do know this Lady and I make the perfect team,
when one or other of us reaches an orgasmic scream.
So, my darling mine, don't worry about my breasts,
you can check them yourself with personal hand size tests;
just remember to bring with you that gallon drum of lube,
we'll have fun with that after you see each ample boob.
The symptoms seem endless, I'm not sure how we'll survive,
though given how sexy you are you'll certainly revive
any flagging sex drive I might suffer from all of this
and I'll leave you sated with orgasmic happiness.
There's just one thing left we forgot to mention,
my menopause might cause some loss in tension
I've heard it can affect vaginal elasticity
though one day you'll be... in the same boat as me!
So we'll do this together and fulfill our womanhood
and there'll be nothing here we've misunderstood,
You might be older and still menstruating,
but I'll be the Zanga BOOM to your lovely ZING!!
I love you my darling Cat.
Your lover..... Mel xxx
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:48 pm
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LMAO That is such a great write. OMG still laughing.
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ROTFLMAO!!! Oh Mel, that was priceless, I've been helpless with laughter for at least five minutes
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:49 am
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Lmao, that's such a great and funny reply.
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