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lori



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FAST MOVER

One bright and shiny summers day,
A pretty lady passed my way.
She sat beside me, just to say,
"I'd like for you to come and play."
I looked at her, my face aghast Shocked
She smiled at me and made me laugh,
Then laid a blanket on the grass,
And beckoned me to park my ass.
So, like the good girl that i was,
I lay right down there, just because,
I wondered what she'd want from me,
And i was soon about to see! Wink
She straddled me and made me blush Embarassed ,
Then, finger to my lips, said, "Hush!"
She then went on to tease me good
And some of that was really rude! Shocked
She really got me in the mood,
I told her, "I don't think we should."
But, she just smiled and stripped me bare,
So helpless i was, lying there Confused.
She f***ed me good, she f***ed me fine,
She really was so out of line! Rolling Eyes
Seems long ago, I don't know when,
But strange! I wish she would again!!! Laughing

Lori x
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Post Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:11 pm 
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ROTFLMAO Lori. You tickled my funnybone there Very Happy




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Post Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:45 pm 
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Shocked Twisted Evil cuteness!

Post Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:28 pm 
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Eiregirl



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lori,

Your killing me!!! that was hilarious Laughing Laughing

Hugs,
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Post Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:16 am 
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lori



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lol. sorry didn't mean to kill anyone. Laughing
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Post Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:22 pm 
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lollllll
you giving me ideas Twisted Evil

Post Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:50 am 
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lori



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i am????? Shocked lol Laughing
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Post Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:37 pm 
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Laughing Laughing Laughing

Niiiiice Lori!!!!!

goes of still chuckling

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Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Damn I think you have filled my head with some ideas too! Very Happy Very Happy

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Laughing

That was very cool, "she beckoned me to park my ass" lol
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Post Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:11 pm 
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lori



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Laughing Razz thanks x
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