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Avant-garde



Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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Location: NY 		Yuck!

 Just started my new years resolution
Proudly finished my salad with absolution
Then for a treat or so I thought
I carefully measured the sorbet that I had just bought
Mmmm oh how it melted in my mouth
Then I spat and sputtered with a disturbing shout
To my demise I found a hair ball to the end of my spoon
Better believe the ice cream company will be hearing from me soon
This is what I get for eating for the betterment of my health
I would have been better off skipping a meal and licking dust bunnies off a shelf
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Post Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:24 pm 
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lori



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aye dust bunnies with goat horns n tiger tails. but please avoid turkey at all costs, especially chewed up ones. Wink
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Post Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:39 pm 
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Avant-garde



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Lori,

Silly poet....will take note of it.


smiles,
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Post Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:43 pm 
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Eiregirl



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dust bunnies have horns? Shocked

Baby,

keep eating healthy but stay away from the hairballs

Hugs,
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Erie,

Yeah tell me about it. BLuah yack I think I atill got a hair stuck on my tongue......


smiles,
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Post Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:30 am 
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Roman



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Baby -
Cute poem!
LOL @ the title!!
~Cheers, Jack
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Post Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:14 am 
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Jack,

Glad ya got a kick out of it my friend. First I was going to name it bluah what the !@#$%^? But I thought this one would be better.


smiles,
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Post Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:27 pm 
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desert-fish



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hmmm....hairballs and dustbunnies...what a choice....it's enough to make you turn vegetarian

Very Happy Wink
Post Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:56 pm 
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Sol,

yeah tell me about..... Rolling Eyes


smiles,
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Post Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:26 pm 
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DarkChyldesKiss
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Better to have found the hairball than eaten it!

Keep with your new year's resolution!

*sends dust bunnies running for cover*
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Post Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:26 pm 
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quote:
Originally posted by DarkChyldesKiss:
Better to have found the hairball than eaten it!

Keep with your new year's resolution!

*sends dust bunnies running for cover*



Dark,

Alas my long lost friend, I haven't seen you in a while. Thanks for chasing the dust bunnies. Yeah you are right about that eww.....Will do on the advice lost 5 lbs so far.

hugs,
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Post Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:54 pm 
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DarkChyldesKiss
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Hi baby,

Despite what some people think, I am around alot doing site housekeeping. I've gone through alot of painful procedures on my spine and went through medication changes that have made it hard to write. Last year was a very bad year for me.

Wooohooooooo!!!!! Go baby!

Hugs

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Post Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:59 pm 
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Dark,

It warms my heart to see you. I hope that this year is much better for you my friend,


hugs,
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Post Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:04 pm 
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MeliPiper



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lol I think I'll stay away from ice cream for a little bit now! lol
Meli
Post Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:21 am 
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Meli,

yeah me too I think I will stick to salads.......
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