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Mother Goose

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Joined: 12 Aug 2006
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Location: USA 		Mother Goose

 Little Bo Peep
Says bugger these sheep,
Gets in her Subaru and heads downtown

Little Miss Muffet
Tells her old man to stuff it,
Now she's an icon of the fashion underground

The Queen of Hearts
Says I can't stand tarts,
I want a double mocha latte and a scone

While the Woman In The Shoe
Says forget the lot of you,
I want a Second Street loft to call my own

By page ninety-nine
Mother Goose gets out of rhymes,
And starts a trendy vegan bistro on the strand

And quick as you like
They all become dykes,
And in the evenings they're an all-woman band.
Post Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:25 am 
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Rosebud



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Exclamation

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smart this is great Smile

Hugs you
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 This is so clever and so hilarious at the same time. Might just be one of my favs that you've done.

Cat
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Cookie, you have excelled yourself. I read this to my Merlin and we both are rolling on the floor laughing. Very Happy




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funnneeeeeeeeeeee

Laughing

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Dark prism



Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 865
Location: California Dreamin, baby.

LOLOL!

Thats great, Cookie, and very clever!

Well done!


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