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Fluffy Bunny

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smart_cookie



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Fluffy Bunny

(by request)

Fluffy Bunny
Hopped across the road
In front of a big truck
With a highly flammable load

With her pretty Easter basket
Filled with Easter eggs
She made that sunday driver
Really hit the brakes

The rain was gone
And the happy sun was bright!
As the tanker truck
Went skidding to the right

"I've got to hurry!
So many eggs to hide!"
As the truck went through the guardrail
And into a dangerous slide

Fluffy Bunny
Hopped to the nearest homes
Hoppity-hip, lickety-split
Before the tanker truck explodes

Hiding eggs
In the lawn and on the porch!
With a cheerful Bunny wave
To Mister Driver Human Torch

Fluffy Bunny
Hopped her happy cotton tail
Straight to the nice policeman
And then went straight to jail

At her sensational public trial
She wore a beautiful Easter hat
And saw a lovely little box
Where twelve chocolate bunnies sat

The evidence was heard
And everything was fair
The verdict was returned
And Fluffy Bunny got the chair

Until she meets Old Sparky
Fluffy Bunny sits in stir
Don't let this happen to you
Like it did to her!

Post Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:01 pm 
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DarkChyldesKiss
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Cookie,

This time the water went flying all over my screen! LOL I love your bunny tales! lol Yay for BUNNIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You got me on this one! How will I look at Easter bunnies the same way after this?

I know its my turn. I'll pull my bunny papers out and try to get it together tonight.

Hugs

Jan

ps more bunniessssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Post Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:34 pm 
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smart,

Shakes head laughing...sadistically cute...is what comes to mind

still giggling
Hugs,
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Post Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:09 am 
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giggles and totally agrees with eire

Hugs
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Post Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:53 am 
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OMG Cookster...you are too much!!! This was hilarious!! Laughing Laughing

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Post Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:32 am 
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lmao. cute cookie Very Happy

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Post Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:55 am 
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Fleur



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Aaahh!

Poor bunny.

Very Happy Laughing

F

Post Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:45 am 
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Thank you all for reading my cotton-tailed catastrophe. Darkchylde made me do it! Rolling Eyes

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Cookie

Post Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:02 pm 
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Yes I made Cookie write a bunny poem because I was feeling bunny deprived! I admit to being depraved ummmm I mean deprived!!!! Bunny poetry makes me happy as a bunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cookie is absolutely fricken shiny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jan

ps Bunny poets stand up and be counted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:57 pm 
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...darkness???? wot have u done? u made cooks make our beloved dust bunny get the chair for murder....? thats sad, very sad...

~chuckling
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Post Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:40 pm 
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real,

It's your turn to write bunny poetry!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Jan
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Post Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:09 am 
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quote:
Originally posted by DarkChyldesKiss:
real,

It's your turn to write bunny poetry!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Jan


Yeah, so hop to it! Rolling Eyes

Post Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:46 am 
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this is so engaging, it pulls that inner smile right out. you put it together so effortlessly, but really a brilliant tale!
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cooks

I finally got to reading this. It is hilarious.

Cat

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