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Madison the Mouser

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Khaleesi
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Madison the Mouser

Madison the Mouser

The one that truly loves me
is my cat
He will still sleep with me
even if i get fat

i know he truly loves me
Yes he really does
Why else would he bring me
lizards, mice and bugs?

He's Madison the mouser
Fine specimen feline
even when he's sleeping
in the sunshine supine

slaveofMistress

Post Tue May 17, 2005 6:45 am 
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fawnie



Joined: 04 Feb 2005
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Location: North Carolina


even when you feed them..they still bring you mice..it must be love..don't ya think?

i luv my kittys too..they never get mad..they constantly purr..hell, if u think about it..we feed them, stroke them..scoop their poop..who's really the pet??? Rolling Eyes

this was cute!

xx, fawnie
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Post Fri May 20, 2005 3:39 am 
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Khaleesi
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thanks fawnie! you should see him when he brings his prize to me. He is so proud of himself! And he's a persian so he's all fluffy with some dead something hanging out of his mouth. i say Good Boy! Now drop it!

slaveofMistress

Post Fri May 20, 2005 4:29 am 
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LoCe



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I'm a cat lover myself. But, great story bout a friend's dog. At the ranch where I used to break horses, there were two sheep dogs. Well, one weekend, we had some guests. Sheeba, the older of the two dogs, decided to welcome these guests in her own special way. So, we were helping our guests with their things. We took them to their room, and opened the closet to put their bags in there. When low and behold, there was a dead rabbit there to greet us. I think our guests just about fainted, and the woman of the couple screamed so loud, the dogs started howling. It was great...

Post Sat Jun 04, 2005 6:12 am 
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Linda Bray



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slave,
LOL thanks for the chuckle today!! Many blessings to you! Take good care.
Hugs and a clove,
Linda
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Post Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:34 pm 
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smart_cookie



Joined: 12 Aug 2006
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oo, all hail Madison!

Arrow

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Post Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:34 pm 
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Eiregirl



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Khaleesi,

That is a very sweet poem sweetie Smile

Such a wonderful kitty

Hugs,
Eiregirl Arrow
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