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Raven
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
Posts: 1409
Location: Basking in the Garden
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Farting Birds for Bobby
Beware, beware and mark my words,
there’s a woman who loves farting birds
Bobby! Bobby McGee is her name,
she fixes bake beans and feeds them to me
So easily entertained, so weirdly wicked,
she truly does love messing with me
I’ll keep her captivated and quietly amused,
for little does she know I’ll ask for thirds!
Take that and that Bobby McGee,
there’s some entertainment, and all for free
I stand and I shout, so shouting and screaming,
shaking my fist at Bobby McGee, “Hear my words
This bird won’t crack, not even the air,
this bird won’t break, not even the wind. No not I in any degree
Will forfeit to thee, little miss Bobby McGee!”
So love your farting birds but remember my words
A raven, a bird, a black bird am I, but I’m also a lady and ladies don’t FART,
no not me . . .not in any degree
This was for Bobby who gave me "farting birds" when I asked for a topic to write on and in honor of Dark who made me want to do it after her Monkey Toes gift. Thanks ladies ~winks
Kisses all, Raven _________________ Love is my Salvation and Destruction.
Last edited by Raven on Thu May 26, 2005 1:15 am; edited 2 times in total
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DarkChyldesKiss
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Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 3381
Location: Inner Sanctum
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Little Bird!
Loved this! lol Cracked me up!
DarkChylde _________________ (©2001-2011+-...... darkchyldeskiss aka wyldemere )
(All works are copyrighted and protected.
DO NOT copy my writing without Permission!)
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Wed May 25, 2005 2:41 am |
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Raven
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
Posts: 1409
Location: Basking in the Garden
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lmaoooo - too funny Femme - but I don't have Monkey Toes, I don't FART and I surly don't go BAM!!! ~ winks _________________ Love is my Salvation and Destruction.
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Wed May 25, 2005 2:58 am |
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SWAY
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 1560
Location: Upstate NY
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LMAO
This made me smile this morning, something i greatly needed. Thanks ladies.
SWAY _________________ Giving myself to others has made me jaded...
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Wed May 25, 2005 12:33 pm |
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chame70
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Posts: 290
Location: South Florida
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Raven's farting birds!
Great Rhyme Rave! No matter what the subject! You guys don't fail to crack me up. I could get to the office really bummed out but there is usually something here at Mel's from any one of you ladies that brings a little laughter, joy and happiness.
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((All at Mel's))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Hugs
chame _________________ i love the scent of a womyn, the touch of a womyn, the taste of a womyn
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TheRaptor143
Joined: 05 Jun 2005
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laught my ass off. Thanks I needed that _________________ People will forget what you did ,and people will forget what you said ,but people will always remeber how you made them feel.
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Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:32 am |
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Raven
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
Posts: 1409
Location: Basking in the Garden
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Sorry this is late - meant to tell you Sway I was glad I could brighten your day. That's a beautiful smile you got there chica. ~smile and winks~
(((((((((((((((((CHAME))))))))))))))))))) - thxs for enjoying the rhyme and the joke girly!
Glad I could help you out to Raptor! A lady laughing is such a pretty pretty sight!
And since I never POSTED a reply - to Dark and Bobby - love you girls! So happy I could make you both smile and laugh. I wish you both brighter days and brighter days. Somewhere where you can find your own FREE rainbow!
Kisses to all,
Raven _________________ Love is my Salvation and Destruction.
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smart_cookie
Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Posts: 2310
Location: USA
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Omg. Extremely elegant. Ha! Snickersnort!
~juggling for Raven~
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Raven
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
Posts: 1409
Location: Basking in the Garden
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lmao Wow chica!!! I hadn't read it in agesssss heck I looked at when i wrote it and couldnt believe I'd know bobby that long. Time sure does fly.
GLad you thought is was . . . elegant lol.
Thanks for the entertainment - wish others knew how to please a woman as well as you. lol
Kisses and Hugs Cookie,
Rave _________________ Love is my Salvation and Destruction.
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Raven
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
Posts: 1409
Location: Basking in the Garden
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To another one of my Angels
Because I miss Ms. "My WAY!!!!!!!!" My Knight. My Angel. Love you even if you have even less time than I online nowadays. Thanks for sending me my song though voicemail btw. Saved it. Winks _________________ Love is my Salvation and Destruction.
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Avant-garde
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 2850
Location: NY
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Raven,
Oddly enough as I was reading this my son had a farting bird of his own fly out of the seat of his pants, nearly knocking over my lap top and very disturbingly violating my late night tea time. Funny stuff though I needed a good laugh.
smiles, _________________ ~poetry is the lover ,mine artistic soul, and the keeper of my tormented mind.
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Aphrodite
Joined: 04 Oct 2005
Posts: 566
Location: Hot Springs Ar
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((((RAVE)))))))))
I love you so, angel!
Always thinking of you,
Aph _________________ I have no fear
fear is the mind killer
I will face my fear, I will let it pass through me
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