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Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
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I wanna be a Moderatrix!
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I cannot stress too strongly that there is ABSOLUTELY NO ONE out there who is in any way like the character narrating this poem! It is written ENTIRELY in fun. I have nothing but respect for our moderators, and for the tactful way they do their voluntary duty.
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I wanna be a Moderatrix,
I want that kind of clout.
I wanna strut right into chat
And boot transgressors out.
I wanna be a Dommerator
I wanna delete a post
I wanna write a rude PM
And make transgressors toast!
. _________________ all posted material (c) Marie Marshall, unless otherwise stated.
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:14 pm |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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Moderatrix
This is hysterical!
How do yo do it Mair?
MP _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:37 pm |
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Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
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Easily, Ma'am - I am a poetry Generatrix!
Mb
xx _________________ all posted material (c) Marie Marshall, unless otherwise stated.
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:41 pm |
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chame70
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Posts: 290
Location: South Florida
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Moderatrix
MB,
Once more, you and I birds of a feather. You have a tick and swisted sense of humor, just like me.lol
Hugs
chame _________________ i love the scent of a womyn, the touch of a womyn, the taste of a womyn
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:13 pm |
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Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
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Tame I am chotally tick and swisted!
Mb
xx _________________ all posted material (c) Marie Marshall, unless otherwise stated.
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:55 pm |
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chame70
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Posts: 290
Location: South Florida
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Tame
MB,
Tame I am not, by any stretch of anyone's imagination.
I did have a girlfriend whose name was Tammy. Sweetest g/f I ever had. I wasn't ready for commitment and when she pushed me, I threw her out. Have I ever regreted that! I can picture her sitting on the floor of my living room crying and saying "Why are you dumping me when all I want out of life is to be next to you and make you happy".
I was an IDIOT and have regreted it ever since. I have lost track of her, have looked on the internet and she's vanished.
She was the Sweetest ever.
I was at one of my DUMBEST moments.
And you all out there who might be reading this, please learn from this because I have never been happy for long ever since.
hugs
chame _________________ i love the scent of a womyn, the touch of a womyn, the taste of a womyn
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:35 pm |
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Phoenix
Moderators
Joined: 27 Jan 2005
Posts: 1664
Location: Tallahassee Florida
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Chame,
This reminds me of the play "The grass is greener over the septic tank".
Hugs,
brat _________________ "A little work won't hurt you bad, but just in case I'm wrong, you'll be smiling when they pronounce you dead." Amanda Marshall 'This could take all night
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:23 pm |
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Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
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brat, in this case it's a skeptic tank! LOL
Mb
xx _________________ all posted material (c) Marie Marshall, unless otherwise stated.
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:07 pm |
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wyldhart
Joined: 02 Dec 2004
Posts: 1216
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Re: I wanna be a Moderatrix!
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Originally posted by Mairi bheag:
And make transgressors toast!
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mmmnnn....if it were only that easy...too bad we can't delete the transqressors...~wicked smile~..to be sent into cyberspace...never to return...mmmnn...now that's a thought~slow evil wicked smile....
wyldx _________________ "wyld in the darkest places of your mind"
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Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:29 pm |
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Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
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No undertones, Tigger - the origin of this poem is very simple. Someone mis-typed "mod" as "dom", and I saw a comic opportunity I couldn't resist!
If anyone out there does see any "undertones" let me assure you that you are mistaken.
(and I
love
fawnie's poetic riposte!)
Mb
xx _________________ all posted material (c) Marie Marshall, unless otherwise stated.
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Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:24 am |
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DanceofSorrows
Joined: 29 Aug 2004
Posts: 2837
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Laughing....on the phone with linda and just read her this poem too and we are both laughing...good one! Linda says she lives for those moments of kicking people out of chat...me? personally I can use less drama in my life and loads of fun
Hugs great poem
Dance~
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