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Mairi bheag



Joined: 04 Mar 2005
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Location: Scotland 		I wanna be a Moderatrix!

 ( I cannot stress too strongly that there is ABSOLUTELY NO ONE out there who is in any way like the character narrating this poem! It is written ENTIRELY in fun. I have nothing but respect for our moderators, and for the tactful way they do their voluntary duty. )


I wanna be a Moderatrix,
I want that kind of clout.
I wanna strut right into chat
And boot transgressors out.

I wanna be a Dommerator
I wanna delete a post
I wanna write a rude PM
And make transgressors toast!


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Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:14 pm 
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Mdm Prez



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 This is hysterical!

How do yo do it Mair?

MP
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Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:37 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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Easily, Ma'am - I am a poetry Generatrix!

Mb
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Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:41 pm 
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chame70



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 MB,
Once more, you and I birds of a feather. You have a tick and swisted sense of humor, just like me.lol
Hugs
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Mairi bheag



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Tame I am chotally tick and swisted!

Mb
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Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:55 pm 
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chame70



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 MB,
Tame I am not, by any stretch of anyone's imagination.
I did have a girlfriend whose name was Tammy. Sweetest g/f I ever had. I wasn't ready for commitment and when she pushed me, I threw her out. Have I ever regreted that! I can picture her sitting on the floor of my living room crying and saying "Why are you dumping me when all I want out of life is to be next to you and make you happy".
I was an IDIOT and have regreted it ever since. I have lost track of her, have looked on the internet and she's vanished.
She was the Sweetest ever.
I was at one of my DUMBEST moments.
And you all out there who might be reading this, please learn from this because I have never been happy for long ever since.
hugs
chame
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Post Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:35 pm 
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Chame,

This reminds me of the play "The grass is greener over the septic tank".

Hugs,

brat
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Post Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:23 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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brat, in this case it's a skeptic tank! LOL

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Post Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:07 pm 
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 		Re: I wanna be a Moderatrix!
quote:
Originally posted by Mairi bheag:

And make transgressors toast!


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mmmnnn....if it were only that easy...too bad we can't delete the transqressors...~wicked smile~..to be sent into cyberspace...never to return...mmmnn...now that's a thought~slow evil wicked smile....

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Mairi bheag



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Yeah wyld - space 'em Twisted Evil

All in fun. ~wink~

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Post Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:42 pm 
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Hey Wyld Smile......I can delete em' lol...lemme know who they are...

Shocked

Mairi......thought it was a cool poem Smile

Mel xxxx

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Cool

hmmmmmmm......interesting poem with some undertones.


Tigs
Post Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:30 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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No undertones, Tigger - the origin of this poem is very simple. Someone mis-typed "mod" as "dom", and I saw a comic opportunity I couldn't resist!

If anyone out there does see any "undertones" let me assure you that you are mistaken.

(and I love fawnie's poetic riposte!)

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Post Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:24 am 
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Mairi bheag



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Location: Scotland 		Don't wanna be a Moderatrix!

 I have noticed that some people are reading too much into the above poem, which is merely a bit of fun. so.....


Don't wanna be a Moderatrix
Don't wanna strut my stuff
Don't wanna lady* it over chat,
The job's too freakin' tough.

Don't wanna be a Dommerator,
Not cut out for one of them.
I wanna hang with all the girls,
and just be futch or bemme
Wink

* as opposed to "lord"

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Post Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:10 pm 
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Laughing....on the phone with linda and just read her this poem too and we are both laughing...good one! Linda says she lives for those moments of kicking people out of chat...me? personally I can use less drama in my life and loads of fun Razz



Hugs great poem

Dance~
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