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Why do so many women love me for my mind?
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Mairi bheag



Joined: 04 Mar 2005
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Location: Scotland 		Why do so many women love me for my mind?

 Why do so many women love me for my mind?
Could not a few of them love me for my behind?
Or if perhaps a single one just understood
It’s quite all right for her to love my womanhood
Or to say that her eye and her affection rests
On the twin perfection of my up-tilted breasts.
Is there some holy cosmic plan that I would vex
If the first thing on my admirers’ minds was sex?
But ah, here comes another one, and I will find
That she too has fallen, and loves me for my mind!


P.S. This poem is ironic, so to speak.
I can assure you that my tongue is in your cheek.



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Post Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:33 am 
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SWAY



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MB,

LMAO.....good write chica....i cant stop laughing.

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Post Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:47 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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oh yes...

...that's the other problem - they love me for my sense of humour!

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Post Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:49 pm 
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Mdm Prez



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Location: U.S. of A. 		Mair

 Yes, it was your mind that first got me
I admit that's true you know
Then something changed, rearranged
It's now your humor that I can't let go

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Mairi bheag



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Location: Scotland 		Re: Mair
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Originally posted by Mdm Prez:
Yes, it was your mind that first got me
I admit that's true you know
Then something changed, rearranged
It's now your humor that I can't let go

Mdm Prez


Oh wow, Ma'am - you rare beauty!

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I am so very glad I logged on today. I needed a laugh. Thank you so much!

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Post Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:48 am 
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Mairi bheag



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Yer welcome!

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Eiregirl



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Tongue in my cheek huh...mmmmmmmmm Twisted Evil
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Post Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:47 am 
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Mairi bheag



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quote:
Originally posted by Eiregirl:
Tongue in my cheek huh...mmmmmmmmm Twisted Evil


Ah... well spotted! Twisted Evil

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Post Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:59 am 
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Razz slurp
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Post Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:40 am 
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Mairi bheag



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tee hee hee
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Post Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:34 am 
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 		LOL MB

 very nice write..... such great humor :}} Very Happy
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Mairi bheag



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Thank you, bear Very Happy

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joni



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Laughing

This was a great way to begin my daily reading on mels.

Mari! I loved this... made me LOL in a huge way

(thanks for all your good hostie help too, ya know, besides all your mind and humour)

Wink
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Mairi bheag



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Joni, as I always say - the old ones are the best. And no charge will be levied for the help, such as it was.

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