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ghost



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there once was.....

there once was a girl named ghost
who wanted to give mel a toast

for the site she created,
as ghost was so elated

that she became wholly engrossed!


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there once was a ghostly-named girl
who wished to give writing a whirl

she escaped from her cloister,
found that mels was her oyster

and made all the ladies' toes curl...


*******

there once was a girl named ghost
who flitted from post to post

she chatted and joked,
blushed and smoked,

but enjoyed the flirting the most!


PS i meant it about the toast, mel, thanks!
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Post Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:08 pm 
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Sits chuckling and shaking head. Cute chica, very cute . . . and I knew you were trouble - "but enjoyed the flirting the most! " - yep I'm glad we're talking after my change otherwise . . . .trouble, trouble, TROUBLE. lmao

The limericks were again really cute and funny though. And I'm sure everyone here can understand how "elated" you are that you've found such a place. Hope all your fun here continues and your friendships grow.
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Post Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:10 pm 
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raven

rofl - don't worry, raven, you're safe! thanks for the compliment, though... nudge, nudge, wink, wink.... Laughing

regards
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Post Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:18 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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Oh come on! " oyster " and " poster " - Jings lassie, you'll get your poetic license revoked!

MBSoA

Mb
xx

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Post Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:04 pm 
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ROFLMAO

*giggels at MB*
Now now not everyone get's it right thr first time....
I mean look at me.... ppl are still trying to figure me out....
Embarassed
uuummm i meant my poetry....lol
*giggels again*
Good 1st funny Ghosty.....
Wink
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thanks mairi and babylove

hmmm, just wait until i feel up to doing really funny stuff....

wry smile

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Post Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:47 pm 
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Casper,

Just checked these out and they made me laugh! Thanks for the uplift today, they are very good.....and like Mairi said, careful, for if the poetic police come your way, you will surely get a ticket, although i know i shouldnt talk!

Hugs,
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Post Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:50 pm 
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ok mairi and sway, i fixed it - can i get my licence back now please?

lol
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Post Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:33 am 
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Mairi bheag



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Nah - the line with "oyster" in it doesn't scan!

Mb
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Post Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:08 am 
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mb

lol, please explain to dodo here how to fix it then? what would you do?

ghost
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Post Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:13 am 
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Mairi bheag



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What - give away all the secrets of the craft?

Mb
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Post Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:24 am 
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awwww mb

be nice....

lol
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Post Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:27 am 
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Mairi bheag



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No actually it'll do as a Limerick. You have two lines which go:

Ta-ta tum -tum-tum tum -tum
Ta-ta tum -tum-tum tum -tum

So forget I spoke. Wink

Mb
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Post Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:45 am 
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Mair

quote:
Originally posted by Mairi bheag:
No actually it'll do as a Limerick. You have two lines which go:

Ta-ta tum -tum-tum tum -tum
Ta-ta tum -tum-tum tum -tum

So forget I spoke. Wink

Mb
xx



Ghost,

I didn't know there was a Poet's Police.

Mdm
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Post Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:34 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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Yes, and I have only one thing to say...

...IRISH STEW

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