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“Your Mom” you say
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Hawaiian



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“Your Mom” you say

“Your Mom” you say
as you hand me the phone
“Hi there, uh okay”
And you, like a dog with a bone

Wicked gleam in your eye
Lips curled up in a smirk
Impatient hand on my thigh
“No! Um, no, can’t talk about work”

Bra and all reason simultaneously thrown
Shake my head no but stifle a moan
My neck and my breasts now your buffet
“I did……mm hmm, oh yes…all day”

“I’m listening, nngghh what did you say?”
Flicked over my clit, my resolve slips away
“Yeaaahhh, gotta go, um, the cat went astray”
Press the phone off, “So you wanted to play?”
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'A'a i ka hula, e waiho i ka hilahila i ka hale.
Dare to dance, leave your shyness at home.

Post Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:47 pm 
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SWAY



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I've been on the giving end of the harrasement when someone was on the phone. It is sooooo much fun! heheeh

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Post Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:06 pm 
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Hawaiian



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SWAY,

You are a wicked woman, hmm I like that.

Mahalo,
Hawn
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'A'a i ka hula, e waiho i ka hilahila i ka hale.
Dare to dance, leave your shyness at home.

Post Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:36 pm 
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That's funny! Nice one H!

eb
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Post Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:21 am 
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Hawaiian



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Thanks English

-Hawn
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'A'a i ka hula, e waiho i ka hilahila i ka hale.
Dare to dance, leave your shyness at home.

Post Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:51 am 
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Jules



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lol hawn...........great way to end a phone call.....
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Post Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:55 am 
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Hawaiian



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I made you laugh twice tonight. I'm honored Jules.

-Hawn
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'A'a i ka hula, e waiho i ka hilahila i ka hale.
Dare to dance, leave your shyness at home.

Post Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:03 am 
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Jules



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Awww don't be...I am honored for having been able to share in your writing...
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Post Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:10 am 
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Mairi bheag



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For some reason, I am having a fit of the giggles.

Lulu
xx

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Post Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:01 am 
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Hawaiian



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Lulu,

Always happy to give someone the giggles. It makes me smile.

Aloha,
Smilin' Hawaiian xx
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'A'a i ka hula, e waiho i ka hilahila i ka hale.
Dare to dance, leave your shyness at home.

Post Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:48 am 
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NATURALLY



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The best thing I've read this year :)
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Post Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:44 am 
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Hawaiian



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(((Nat))),

Thank you. The year is young yet!

Aloha,
-Hawn
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'A'a i ka hula, e waiho i ka hilahila i ka hale.
Dare to dance, leave your shyness at home.

Post Sun Jan 08, 2006 2:00 am 
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Dark prism



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Hehe. Real told me to check this out. Great job! I loved it!

This actually reminds me of a time when I opened an e-mail from my girl while talking on the phone to a friend (I was not aware of what would be in that e-mail---Oh Lordy!!!!). My friend probably thought I'd lost my mind because I suddenly couldn't follow what she was saying, and kept saying "Umm...uh...er..." while my breathing increased. Had to wrap that phone call up quick too. Wink Laughing

I have no idea what my friend and I discussed in that conversation, but believe me, I will never ever forget that e-mail. Twisted Evil

*Fans self just thinking about it*


Dp

Post Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:09 pm 
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martian6 (BANNED MALE)



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A very enjoyable and humorous write! I like your writing style.
Arrow Isabella
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Nice Very Happy CJ
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