Well this isn't a poem but a story.
For all my girls in chat....
HUGS to all of ya!!!!!
Well, I am always up to no good. I like to make people laugh....thus is why my mom decided to brew me up!!!
I was at work... Go figure.
It was nearing the end of my shift...Yee haaa..
I sat down to do my paperwork... I looked down at my hoo hoo area for some strange reason...don't ask why.
My jeans were wearing out - nearing time to buy another pair...so in between my legs I saw a loose thread...happens when they get worn out...
Blonde I am at heart, so instead of being smart about it and cutting the thing off... I reached for my lighter...
That was a REALLY BAD idea....
Well, for 1, there was more then just one loose thread there, and 2, it was fraying.
I took my lighter to my hoo hoo area and lit her right up in flames!!...
OH MYLANTA!!!!
I lit my "area" on fire... Hotbox!!
It made a "whoshhhhhhhhhh" sound and everything.
~ Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me ~
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Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:58 am
Cavewoman
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2056
Location: nearby
tears, breathe, tears, breathe
thank you dear... thank you very very much
i giggle everytime i picture this... _________________ " The sorcerers in life are created within each of us" --- Lynn V. Andrews
Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:04 am
ghost
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 2828
Location: MIA
ghost has fallen off her chair, laughing so hard she needs a new pair of pants (quick!)
fortunately not on camera...
ROFL
thanks jack i needed that
regards
ghost _________________
MIA
Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:48 am
lil_princess
Joined: 11 Sep 2005
Posts: 100
Location: My Head
wow JR, oh i mean 'hotbox' this is way too good
need some air _________________ Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way
Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:53 pm
Khaleesi Moderators
Joined: 06 May 2005
Posts: 551
Location: FL
i still want to see that video.
slaveofMistress _________________ Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me.....
Never start a row in public when it can be settled politely in private. ~My Father~
Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:30 am
Jules
Joined: 22 Feb 2005
Posts: 904
Location: Home
LMAO I agree slave! _________________ Never again
Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:13 am
SWAY
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 1560
Location: Upstate NY
*laughs so hard she cries*
Oh my, JR, chica, Im glad ur ok!
SWAY _________________ Giving myself to others has made me jaded...
Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:59 pm
Hawaiian
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 816
Location: Transplanted to Africa
JR,
Thanks for posting this...now I can stop asking for a retelling everytime you come into chat...I'll read this over when I need a chuckle. Now knowing that there's a video, I'd have to vote for seeing it too...if not, maybe you could lift a series of stills-JR at work, JR inspecting her hoohoo, JR in flight...we could post them in the gallery...lmao.
Aloha,
~Hawn _________________ 'A'a i ka hula, e waiho i ka hilahila i ka hale.
Dare to dance, leave your shyness at home.
Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:37 pm
Xalia1 Moderators
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 3702
Location: In love
Jack,
You have done it, I laughed out loud! Thanks for the smile.
Xalia _________________ Nobody said life would be easy...They just promised it would be worth it.
~♥♥~
~The words fail me.. because what I feel for you is beyond description...~
Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:07 pm
Roman
Joined: 24 Jun 2005
Posts: 3187
All - -
Thank you so much for all of your comments... Now that we are all breathing ok again....
I very much enjoyed posting this, although it is a true story...
With my luck I'll have another one posted soon.....
~ Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me ~
Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:15 am
GreenEyedKiss Moderators
Joined: 22 Jun 2005
Posts: 682
Location: Barony of the Angels in the Kingdom of Caid.
OMG!... *crying*... laughing so hard... cant stop....Hoo Hoo...*falls out of chair* I'd kill to see the video.... cant stop laughing....OMG _________________ "I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm getting it done." ~ADM
"What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others remains immortal"
~ Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me ~
Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:44 am
GreenEyedKiss Moderators
Joined: 22 Jun 2005
Posts: 682
Location: Barony of the Angels in the Kingdom of Caid.
Dammit, Jack.... come pick me up off the floor... I can't get up....still laughing...had to go and read it again..silly me...Oh god..*snickers Hoo Hoo*...roflmmfao! _________________ "I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm getting it done." ~ADM
"What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others remains immortal"
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