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Roman



Joined: 24 Jun 2005
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Green,
Makes me chuckle to see all of the responses back.
That is very cute that you seemed to go back and read it.
If you only knew me, it would make it THAT much more funny!
*Jack lends a hand and helps Green off the floor*
Jack dusts Green off and says, "That's no place for a pretty girl like yourself to be!".....
Until next time...
Take good care my fellow rider!
Cheers, Jack
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Post Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:35 am 
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dRED1



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Jack, Goodness me I could not stop laughing, I nearly fell off my chair, gah! good thing I did not read this in the office hehehehe or someone would've had to pick me up from the floor Embarassed I'm in total agreement you have to show us that video rofl.

P.S. I hope you remembered to give your mom that hug Wink
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Post Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:45 pm 
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Roman



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Raven,
I remembered to send my mom that hug, thank you from the both of us!
Ya, It was quite amuzing to write about it now...but...if you had only seen me...
A gorilla is totally what I must have looked like. I paniced...My hoo hoo was on fire...
what would have done?
LOL
Cheers, Jack
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Post Sun Mar 12, 2006 1:22 pm 
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mystikshine13



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gees! Shocked I would have panicked too! Glad your ok. Thanks for the laugh.

Post Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:28 am 
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Mystikshine13,
I figured you would like it!
Panic was an understatement....
Jack
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Post Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:33 am 
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lemons



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falls off chair ..... gets back up

Reads it again .......

falls of chair again ........

Think ...... I'm ....... forgetting ....... to ......... breathe!!!!!!!

Oh, jack .... sure glad you were ok tho!!!

Lem

notes to not use lighter to rid of loose threads ever again!
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Post Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:26 am 
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Roman



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Lemons,
*Reaches down and helps Lem back on the chair*
Please don't forget to breathe hun, we kinda like you around.
I am glad you enjoyed this one hun!
~Cheers, Jack
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Post Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:55 am 
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LMFAOOOOOO.........

Oh dear jack whatever are we going to do with you?!?! lmfao
That was feking hilarious n fek the tape i need to travel back in time n book a room right wen that was happening *imagines a gorilla jack screaming like a lil girl n jumpin around like a gorilla* and pisses herself laughing again..
Would pay millions to see that!
have u thought about entering that in funniest home videos or somthin hun? u would win for sure. lol n then come to aus n visit ya girl n me!
hahahahahahah take care n watch them darn threads.

Arrow ya, jacina.

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Avant-garde



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Jack,

I have done things just a stupid. I put IcyHot on my hip and thigh once. Needless to say it melted and went further south!!!!!!Yeeeeeeouw! It left me dragging my hooha and behind on the ground like a puppy with a string stuck in its behind! Never again! lol


smiles,
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Eiregirl



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OHHH MY...how did I ever miss this one Question Laughing

LOL Hotbox...will have to remember that

Eiregirl Twisted Evil
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Roman



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Jae,
I am sure I would win, the scene was PRICELESS!
Glad you enjoyed the story!
Take care doll!
~Cheers, Jack
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Post Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:37 pm 
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Roman



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Baby,
LMFAO!
Too cute hun!
Too cute!
~Cheers, Jack
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Post Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:37 pm 
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Roman



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Erie,
Who knows doll!
Yes, you and everyone else here, won't let me live it down!
LOL
~Cheers, Jack
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Post Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:39 pm 
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HJ
OMG i am laughing so hard. that's what you get for carring a lighter. what where you thinking??? *wipes at the tears running down her face* reminds me of a story too... but i dont think i will share1 Laughing
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Wish,
Glad I could make you laugh.
It was quite amuzing at the time.
Take care doll!
~Cheers, Jack
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