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The last pistachio in my packet
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Mairi bheag



Joined: 04 Mar 2005
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Location: Scotland 		The last pistachio in my packet

Nibble on the last pistachio in my packet
Freshly-baked sweet potato in its jacket
Don’t frown go to town get down and snack it
If you leave it you know you're gonna lack it
Lick it flick it pick it up and whack it
Tease it torture it whip it and rack it
Pull it out put it back tuck it in and pack it
Make me a Burger Queen go down and Big Mac it
Port arms fix bayonets forward march attack it
Odds-on favourite money down back it
You don’t need to nail it only need to tack it
Hire it fire it take it back and sack it
Lennon & McCartney and Burt Bacharach it
Nick-nack bric-a-brac Mick and Paddywhack it
Musique non-stop boing boum tschack it
Love-a-duck hate-a-drake quick quaec quack it
Pitch it catch it bash it with a racket
Smother it blether it yodel it and yack it
Hill-betty southern belle Zeke Zeb Zak it
Swallow like the Amazon Nancy Blackett
Great big palace it little tin shack it
Marble statue celebratory plaque it
Pulitzer Howitzer cannon and ack-ack it
More where this came from if only you can hack it
Nibble on the last pistachio in my packet!


Mb
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Post Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:03 pm 
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ghost



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ROFL

and this?????? our Mairi in a festive mood?

silly woman.

regards
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Post Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:18 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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Umm ... it's a long story, Tango P!

Very Happy

Mb
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Post Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:32 pm 
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Hawaiian



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Location: Transplanted to Africa 		Re: The last pistachio in my packet
quote:
Originally posted by Lulu:

More where this came from if only you can hack it

Lulu,

This one made me think many things, the least of which were nuts...and yeah I could hack more of this...ROFL.

Aloha,
~Hawn xx
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Post Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:25 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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Aloha Hawn

Oh if only you knew where the idea came from for this one! * grins *

Lulu
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Post Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:49 pm 
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Jules



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*giggles* angel 1...lol
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Post Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:50 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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Angel 2

tee hee hee - I thought it was about time I topped CFM red

Angel 1
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Post Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:52 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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* adores that smirk - loves making you smile *

Lovely Mocha

Well, you see, if you have ever tried to get the last pistachio out of the poke at the bottom of the bag ... umm ...

Cheekily,
Much love,
Mf
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Post Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:16 pm 
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Jules



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Angel 1, I'm not sure anything will EVER top CFM Red!
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Post Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:10 am 
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Mairi bheag



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Angel 2

I adopt the realistic approach - I always aim for the impossible.

Angel 1
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Post Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:57 am 
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SWAY



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*smirks the chuckles*

VERY WITTY!

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Post Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:36 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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Agent Swat

Swish it swat it cricket-bat crack it!

or baseball if you would prefer. Very Happy

Mb
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Post Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:33 pm 
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Mairi,

LOL! If I need a laugh I come to humorous and I find you! Besides being a wonderful poet of so many other forums, you've also excelled in your humor!

Is there a forum you haven't licked? Or should I say spanked?

Hugs
Darkchylde

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Post Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:39 am 
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lemons



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ROFLMAO Laughing

Stumbled on this ...... came in expecting something quite innocent! Shocked
What was I thinking? I shoulda known when I saw you were the author!

Had me popping my eyes & laughing my butt off ....... such an innocent title too ....... LOL

*cheers for Mairi

lem (mel)
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Post Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:17 am 
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Mairi bheag



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quote:
Originally posted by DarkChyldesKiss:
Mairi, is there a forum you haven't licked? Or should I say spanked?


If you find one, let me know! Wink

Mb
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