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Sunny



Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 1571
Location: Massachusetts 		Single Again...

 SINGLE AGAIN…

Yup, I’m a new-age, 40-something lesbian of the 21sth century.
Independent, self-sufficient, active, in charge of my destiny and, oh, so very single.
I theorize, analyze and self-actualize.
I contemplate and meditate and celebrate…
Single’s Great!

But single days turn into single nights.
Hours seem like years, weeks feel like they last a life time and months, like perpetual Déjà Vu-ish reincarnations.
I fantasize, advertise and wait for her to materialize.
I vegetate and masturbate and masturbate and masturbate….
I Can’t Wait!

And then one day I eye her as she anxiously awaits her grande, quad, dry, soy cappuccino.
She’s the one – steel blue eyes deeper than the national debt, glistening bronze skin, and a smile more powerful than kryptonite.
We idealize, romanticize and tantalize.
We anticipate and initiate and intoxicate…
Damn! She’s Great!

And being true to lesbian dating etiquette
The U-Haul follows in hot pursuit, loaded up an excess of old baggage, a complete set of power tools, some with intriguing attachments, and of course… a cat.
We philosophize, compromise and commit our ties.
We navigate and satiate and satiate and masturbate (shhhhh) and satiate and satiate…
Love is Great!

But as all too often is the case, eventually there’s trouble in paradise,
We’ve grown apart, like Silly Putty pulled from either end, stretched to the point where we’re holding on to a string so slight it’s detectable only by the Hubble Space Telescope…
We agonize, antagonize and decipher lies,
We aggravate and irritate and agitate and agitate and agitate…
It’s SO Time to Separate!

Yup, I’m a new-age, 40-something lesbian of the 21sth century.
Independent, self-sufficient, active, in charge of my destiny and, oh, so very single.
I theorize, analyze and self-actualize.
I vegetate and masturbate and masturbate and masturbate….
Sure… single’s great…
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Post Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:45 pm 
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Mdm Prez



Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A. 		seansun

 This is a really clever write, smartly done.

Welcome!!!

Mdm
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Post Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:11 pm 
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nicoleslove



Joined: 28 Jul 2005
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Location: tucson arizona

laughing.....i loved this, and now i will be looking and wating for more!!
-nicoleslove
Post Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:51 pm 
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nicoleslove



Joined: 28 Jul 2005
Posts: 72
Location: tucson arizona

Just noticed that your from Mass...my family is also!!!!! Go Pats!! Wink
-nicoleslove
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Sunny



Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 1571
Location: Massachusetts

Thanks so much for the supportive words. Nicole, you'll have to drop me a note next time you come this way to visit family.
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Post Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:29 am 
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ghost



Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 2828
Location: MIA

oh so true, seansun....

thanks for making me smile at myself.

regards
ghost
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Post Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:26 am 
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Sunny



Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 1571
Location: Massachusetts

Well, if we can't laugh at ourselves, we have no business laughing at anything else. Thanks all!
Sunny Cool
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Post Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:41 am 
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Xalia1
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Sun,

This was absolutely fabulous! Very clever.
Thanks for the smile.
Take care.

Hugs,
Xalia
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Sunny



Joined: 18 Jun 2006
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Location: Massachusetts

Xalia,
Thanks. So glad I could share a smile. Wink
Sunny
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Post Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:36 pm 
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Fleur



Joined: 06 Sep 2005
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Location: Devon, UK 		That's great

 Seansun

I loved it but fear that you've been following me!

Love

Fleur
Post Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:53 pm 
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Sunny



Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 1571
Location: Massachusetts

Fleur,
So glad you enjoyed Very Happy Unfortunately, I had no need to follow anyone to find these words Embarassed Fortunately, this one's inspired by a past experience on which I've long since closed the door. Have a wonderful day!

Sunny Cool
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Post Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:02 pm 
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starcrossedandsmitten



Joined: 27 Jul 2006
Posts: 25
Location: The Heartland, USA

Sunny,
Such rich visuals. Loved it!
I can almost hear your breath catching at the sight of her.
*x
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Post Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:37 pm 
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Sunny



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Location: Massachusetts

*X,
Thanks for your kind words Arrow Glad you enjoyed Very Happy This was a fun one to write.

Sunny Cool
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Post Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:35 pm 
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NotAPhase



Joined: 19 Jul 2006
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Location: Texas 		Inspired

 Wow I just wanted to tell you that this poem was the reason I started posting on this site, you're wonderful!
_kiss kiss_
NotA
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Post Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:31 pm 
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Sunny



Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 1571
Location: Massachusetts

NotA,
Wow, right back at you! Thank you so very much. Smile I'm incredibly honored and humbled by your feedback and very pleased to have been part of your inspiration to join us. I look forward to reading more of your work and hope you continue to enjoy all the wonderful gifts Mel's has to share. Have a fabulous day Arrow

Sunny Cool
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