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Avant-garde
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 2850
Location: NY
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There once was a girl named Mary
She was bitchy and quite contrary
She never had any fun
Mary was grouchy and never liked by anyone
No wonder she needed to pop her cherry!
lol, I couldn't help myself, this was fun.
nancy _________________ ~poetry is the lover ,mine artistic soul, and the keeper of my tormented mind.
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:29 pm |
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Linda Bray
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 4052
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Nancy,
Lol....glad you decided to join in the fun....very good!!!!
Hugs,
Linda _________________ a poets heart is never empty....
Linda Bray
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:18 pm |
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realwoman
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 1040
Location: under our tree in Africa
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And reading this thread, after some absence from the poetry boards, the following pops into my head:
There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who claimed to lack sexual feeling
Til a dyke called Delores
Simply touched her clitoris
And she had to be scraped from the ceiling ...
(i dunno - her name could have been Mary) _________________ .
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light is to darkness as love is to fear...
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Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:02 pm |
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ghost
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 2828
Location: MIA
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LMAO
REAL!!!
grin.
regards
ghost _________________
MIA
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Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:48 pm |
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Linda Bray
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 4052
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Real,
LMAO!!! Thats a great addition....glad you joined the party....drinks anyone????? Have a great weekend real!! Take good care.
Hugs,
Linda _________________ a poets heart is never empty....
Linda Bray
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Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:01 pm |
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Linda Bray
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 4052
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Ghost,
Wanna join the fun??? Would ya like a drink??? Welcome to tha party!!! Hope you are doing well....still love your avatar...I hope you have a great weekend...take good care.
Big hugs,
Linda _________________ a poets heart is never empty....
Linda Bray
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Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:03 pm |
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Linda Bray
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 4052
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Evee,
Thank you sweet one....wanna join the party??? Would love to have your genious aboard!! I hope all is well....take good care.
Bear hugs,
Linda _________________ a poets heart is never empty....
Linda Bray
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Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:05 pm |
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Monkey
Joined: 16 Oct 2008
Posts: 12
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Hey Mel
Love all the limericks! Thanks so much to ae for starting a thread on them. At some point I'm gonna get time to write a response to all of this... Sometimes working for a living is a bitch! Hmmm, there's a limerick in there somewhere!
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:17 am |
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WonderWhy
Joined: 25 Jun 2009
Posts: 244
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quote:
Originally posted by realwoman:
There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who claimed to lack sexual feeling
Til a dyke called Delores
Simply touched her clitoris
And she had to be scraped from the ceiling ...
OMG How hilarious. Too good, realwoman. Got any others?
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Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:38 am |
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WonderWhy
Joined: 25 Jun 2009
Posts: 244
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Ok couldn't resist so had to try out my ownversion of Mary.
Mary, Mary, little chicky
Wasn’t ever very picky
Met a nice lady
Whose name was ... Sady
And called in to work for a sicky
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Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:48 am |
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smart_cookie
Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Posts: 2310
Location: USA
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Mary dated a sweet lady boxer
And foolishly tried to outfox her
So for her tricking
She received a fine licking
And had to be revived by a doctor
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