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The creepy crawly thing

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Avant-garde



Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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Location: NY 		The creepy crawly thing

 OH shit! there is a creepy crawly thing on my floor
I yelled for my son to kill it, then I screamed some more
It was a long legged centipede
Skittering across the living room towards me
Oh sweet geez I think he got it.
Half of it is smashed I can quit being neurotic
Oh!! This thing is not like than any thing I have seen
Part of it gone and this creature is still mean
My child tee heed and laughed
All I could do was sit there and gasp
Never in my life have I had to ask to be saved
By my eleven year old son, whom I owe a debt to be paid
Now when he walks by me I see a little smirk
Cause his mommy seen a long legged hairy thing and went completely berserk
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Post Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:43 pm 
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Eiregirl



Joined: 21 Jul 2005
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Location: Chasing a pink bunny

baby...RUN RUN there is a long legged creepy thing...

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:32 am 
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Erie,

lol , I seen it before I even had my eyes open. Geez more jitters than coffie.

smiles,
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Post Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:37 am 
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lemons



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Laughing Razz Laughing Razz Laughing Razz

Nice ...... made me giggles just thinking of times creepy crawly things have surprised the crap outta me! he he

Lem
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Post Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:39 am 
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Lemons,

Glad I am not the only one who gets creeped out like that.

smiles,
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Post Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:44 am 
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Sharman



Joined: 26 Sep 2006
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Oh... creepy crawly things making your skin tingle... OMG what the hell is that at your feet! Shocked

Laughing Laughing

Good poem..

Shar Exclamation
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Post Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:01 am 
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Shar,

My aren't we funny, lol. I am usually never that girly over bugs. Yet where I come from centipedes do not have long legs. That thing looked like it came off of a sci fi show. Glad it mad you laugh.

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