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Don't Want No Skinny Girl

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rachelle



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Don't Want No Skinny Girl

Don’t want no little skinny girl
Need somethin’ more to hold
If I can get my arms ‘round her
She’s gotta hit the road

Don’t want no little skinny girl
Layin’ up under me
Don’t wanna get all bruised up
Or worry she can’t breathe

Don’t want no little skinny girl
Don’t need no porno queen
You’ll never find my girl
Inside those magazines

My girl she is a big one
And that’s just fine with me
She makes me feel like a millionaire
And well over six foot three

So go on find your skinny girl
I want mine nice and round
Go on and chase your skinny girl
I’ll keep just what I’ve found

Don’t want no little skinny girl
Need somethin’ more to hold
If you come lookin’ for a skinny girl
You’d better hit the road

Post Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:16 am 
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Eiregirl



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rachelle,

That is a cute write Laughing

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Post Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:03 am 
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chris



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nice writing rachelle Smile

Post Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:07 am 
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rachelle



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thanx E-girl and C for responding and reading---rachelle

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Xalia1
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Rach,

I liked this.
Very nice.
~smiles~

Hugs,
Xalia

Post Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:19 pm 
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smart_cookie



Joined: 12 Aug 2006
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there is a song called "Red Hot" by Billy Lee Riley that came out in 1957 (and NO I don't remember it from then!) that this reminds me of.

I got a gal, she's six feet four
Sleeps in the kitchen with her feet on out the door
Welllllll, my gal is red hot!

LOL!

--Cookie

Post Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:24 pm 
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rachelle



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1957--that's even too long ago for me---thanx cookie---rachelle

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ae



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Isn't the next line to that:


And your gal ain't diddley-squat!



I love a nice round woman. After a dozen years or so with the most muscle-bound female on the planet --and I ain't knockin' it, mind ya-- it sho' felt good to press into a warm, sweet belly.

Nice bit o' verse, youngsta.
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Post Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:27 pm 
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smart_cookie



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Yesssssss, that IS the response laffs

Post Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:35 am 
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sam05



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This made me smile. Very good, Rachel.

Sam
(a skinny girl who doesn't want a skinny one either)

Post Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:15 am 
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lemons



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Razz

Even if I am a skinny girl myself, I have to agree with this! I loved it! Thank goodness my girl is six foot tall and isn't skinny! I'm just glad she fell in love with a skinny one! LOL

This is funny - nice job!

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defineyourself



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I love this poem...I am so glad my girl dont want no skinny girl...I am 6'2 and not skinny and she loves ever inch. I dont like a skinny girl either. My girl is 5'5 and very plesently plump. Loved this read!
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lol. Laughing i love skinny gals, but mine aint either small or skinny. its not what matters anyway is it?
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