Bloody hell!
I am gonna try and describe this the best I can, the only way I know how!
I am going to tell you about one of my bestest friends!
She’s great.
She is my partner in crime.
She was also my fellow co-worker!
Short of having water fights on shift or just bouncing around enjoying life.
She has a strange habit of smacking her head on ketchup bottles.
Keep in mind we are strange individuals!
Laughing so hard she brings her head way back…forgetting she was standing in front of the display…
All of a sudden you heard a “crack” and a scream... “Bloody hell”
Having the whole store bursting into stitches.
As she raises her head to continue this little rampage she was on…
She had a red mark on the front of her forehead reading "Heinz"
She cracks me up sometimes!!
Another day she hears a song she loves.
Looks around the store, finds the work area is clear…and cranks the tunes.
Did I mention the song was…”Beat it” by Michael Jackson?
She thought it would be fun to sing at the top of her lungs and try his moon walk and crotch grabbing moves.
Up on the counter she goes not missing a beat.
What she isn’t realizing is that a customer silently walked in.
Mind you the music was too loud to hear them anyway.
I covered my face trying to hide my giggle and let her continue with her song and dance.
The customer pulling up a seat next to me and was quite happy watching the show.
On the last chorus, she let’s out her imitation Michael scream and spins around grabbing her twitchet!
Starring into the eyes of a regular customer.
He stands up and gives her a standing applause and explains how he understands why we enjoy working here so much…
My friend was about to die in embarrassment.
I thought I was about to die of laughter.
As she slowly climbs off the counter…
She begs and pleads the fellow to keep this little secret between us.
He giggles and reassures her that it was just between us as long as she promises to put on a show every time he comes in.
I dove behind the counter trying to hold back my sarcastic comments about her “show”…
She beats every shade of red and asked me what she gotten herself into…
As the customer does the moon walk out of the store.
He looks back and winks at her…and yells out that he is her biggest fan.
I thought I was going to pee my pants!
So my advice to all you crazy employees, Use caution when practicing Michael’s moves!!
Cuz this is a true story!
Hugs,
Eiregirl _________________ All poems and stories posted by Eiregirl are
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Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:25 pm
DamagedGoods
Joined: 13 May 2006
Posts: 550
{{{{{Minx}}}}}}
Having seen pics of this friend, spoken to her on the phone, and heard you 2 when you are together I have no trouble believing this poem. I couldn't stop giggling when you read it to me! Thanks for the laugh, Minx, a truly hilarious story!
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What can I say? I said she was my partner in crime!
